Reese Quotes Game

[Ryebeach]

Here's a new game. You post a quote that Reese says in an episode and the next person has to guess which episode Reese said it in. If you get the episode right, then it's your turn to post a new quote. :)

Here's the first one:

"Oh, I'm a low-life? You're the one that spends everyday at lunch sucking on a straw that's been under my armpit. "

Hint: This is from my favorite Reese centered episode. :D

[Celes]

That´s from "Reese drives". :D You know what? When I read the name of the thread I thought exactly of this quote. It´s one of my favourites. :D

Ok, so here´s mine:

edit:
(I changed the quote)

"You´re gonna wear this and there´s nothing you can do about it"

[Celes]

I changed the last quote since it contended a cussword, too. And maybe it was a bit too difficult. The new one is from a season 2 episode. :D

[Zanderi1]

Oh I can't remember the title of the eppy, but it had something to do with Dewey using Lois' handbag as a backpack, it was very funny that episode and had a brilliant ending, one of my favourite endings.

[Celes]

You´re right. That´s one of my favourite endings too. It´s Old mrs old, but since your description was right I think it´´s your turn. :D

[Zanderi1]

okay this is a funny one :D :

"I´m the one who spit in Dewey´s cereal this morning. I mean..."

[Celes]

That´s from Clip show 1. I also think it´s very funny, especially Dewey´s reaction. :D

[berfield_lover14]

kk here's an awesome one i love:

Francis: "You spent most of the money on candy."
Reese: "Yeah, and the rest on her present."
Francis: "But you spent most of it on candy!"
Reese: "We've established that! We're just going in circles here!"

[Celes]

That´s from Lois´ birthday! :D

Here´s another quote:

"Hey, why is there bacon in my pocket?"

[Cedrix]

I think it's softball, right ?

[kavz]

yeh that is
i watched that last week haa

um

"some of you are damaged in places we can't see"

[Ryebeach]

yeh that is
i watched that last week haa

um

"some of you are damaged in places we can't see"
Hmm, anyone have any guesses as to which episode this is from? I can't remember this quote. We may need a hint Kavz. :D

[Zanderi1]

I think its an episode from season 5, the street party episode I think where Reese and Dewey make a plan up to charge kids money for them to hit Reese lol. :D

[kavz]

I think its an episode from season 5, the street party episode I think where Reese and Dewey make a plan up to charge kids money for them to hit Reese lol. :D

yeh das correct - block party!!

dat was so funny!!

[Zanderi1]

Okay heres one :)

"I'm going to go hit the monkeys - I mean, go see the monkeys."

[Ryebeach]

Okay heres one :)

"I'm going to go hit the monkeys - I mean, go see the monkeys."
Is that from Zoo? :)

[Zanderi1]

Yeah lol the monkeys was a dead givaway! Its one of my favourite funny quotes by Reese :D

[Ryebeach]

Yeah lol the monkeys was a dead givaway! :D
That was such a great season opener back in season 4. :D

Okay, hmm, how about this one:

It's a little easy but very, very funny!

Malcolm: Reese, give me your pocket knife.
Reese: Ok, but if you miss her you'll only make her madder.

[Celes]

That´s from Billboard. I love that scene, it´s so funny. :D

[Ryebeach]

That´s from Billboard. I love that scene, it´s so funny. :D
Yep, definately a classic! :D

Your turn Celes.

[Celes]

Ok, here it comes: :D

"Maybe it´s his time. Who are we to play god?"

[jeeperdude]

Ok, here it comes: :D

"Maybe it´s his time. Who are we to play god?"
that's from "carnival" when that security guard takes stevie away, right?? :)

[GLL1987]

Hey I got one!! "hey girly, let me adjust your bra strap!"

hehehehehe!!!!

[shadygurl225]

^ haha from my favorite episode, Water Park from season one :D

[Ryebeach]

^ haha from my favorite episode, Water Park from season one :D
Your turn to post a quote from Reese, shadygurl. :)

[GLL1987]

^ haha from my favorite episode, Water Park from season one :D

yay!! Well done! :D

[shadygurl225]

:D ok, I got one:

"Thanks to you, no one has to do anything anymore, it's anarchy baby! That's the word right?"

[GLL1987]

darn!!!!! i heard that one recently!!!!!!
Think! Think!!!!!!

[danboi207]

Ok, I got one.

"And leave a mark? NO WAY! Mom would kill me! No evidence, no crime!"

[Ryebeach]

Okay, we have two quotes currently going:

"Thanks to you, no one has to do anything anymore, it's anarchy baby! That's the word right?"

and


"And leave a mark? NO WAY! Mom would kill me! No evidence, no crime!"

Any guesses? :)

[GLL1987]

Why don't you take a guess Rye?

or pm me the answer (no evidence no crime!)..... noone has to know haha!

[Ryebeach]

Why don't you take a guess Rye?

or pm me the answer (no evidence no crime!)..... noone has to know haha!
LOL, I would but these two have me totally stumped. :confused:

[GLL1987]

LOL, I would but these two have me totally stumped. :confused:

lol me too! Glad i'm not the only one! (..... Psst! Feel free to let me know if you do find out hehe! And i'll.... give you a chocolate bar as reward! :D )

[danboi207]

Actually, I thought of something after I put that up...

There are TWO times where Reese uses the line "No evidence, no crime."

One is the first quote I used, the other he just uses the "No evidence, no crime" line. I'll give a hint on the quote about not leaving a mark... this is an episode where Malcolm actually asks Reese to hit him. Upon doing so, Reese hits Malcolm square in the stomach, taking the wind right out of him...

The other time that line is used involves Dewey.

[GLL1987]

Oh yeah! I remember now! :p

[Comet2404]

LOL... my minds a blank when it comes to quotes, but I have this mental picture of Justins face lighting up, his eyes opening wide, and him nodding whenever he says something he thinks is important or smart. LOL! :D

[danboi207]

I have another...

"That's the bravest thing I've ever seen you do.... {Laughing} You're gonna die!"

[JoeRnCTaolcom]

Here's one that might be pretty easy.....


"Mom said you weren't allowed to talk about that."

[shadygurl225]

I have another...

"That's the bravest thing I've ever seen you do.... {Laughing} You're gonna die!"

From Water Park :D

[danboi207]

From Water Park :D

That was an easy one :)

Gotta love it... rare is it that Malcolm wants to do the evil and Reese holds back....

Other easy trivia from that one-

Name the other character that was played by the actress playing Dewey's babysitter.

[GLL1987]

From Water Park :D
If anyone knows anything about the 'Water Park' episode, it'd be shadygurl! :cool:

[danboi207]

So, on Waterpark...

Another MITM (non-Reese related, but still fun...) trivia from that episode...

Q: What other TV character from what show is the actress who played Dewey's babysitter most known for?

[naruto]

i might be completly wrong... but is it (real name) Beatrice Arthur, Dorothy Zbornak in Golden Girls and she was also in maude

[danboi207]

You are right :)

Bea Arthur...

I had forgotten about her little role in that episode, and UPN ran it again yesterday. I was looking away from the screen when I heard her say "No" to Dewey when he asked her if she could watch TV and I was like "Oh, no that's not...." And oh, yes it was!

Bea Arthur actually owns a place not too far from where I live here in Portland- it's in the Camden/Rockport area, if anyone's familiar. Coastal Maine's home to a lot of celebs and powerful people- Bea Arthur's home in Camden/Rockport, Steven King's home in Bangor, the CEO of the credit card company MBNA has a summer home (he owns the entire road LOL) in Camden as well...

Hmmm... (*scratching head*)... Justin- I have seen you enjoy travel and purchasing property... *ahem* LOL :)

Anyway, sorry for the little aside... I know it had nothing to do with Justin or Reese, I just thought it an interesting role for her to play...

[Ryebeach]

Anyway, sorry for the little aside... I know it had nothing to do with Justin or Reese, I just thought it an interesting role for her to play...
I agree. Even though the role was small and she had very little dialogue, it was the perfect guest spot for her. She was excellent and very funny! :)

[danboi207]

I agree. Even though the role was small and she had very little dialogue, it was the perfect guest spot for her. She was excellent and very funny! :)

Who else could have told Dewey "No" quite the same as Bea Arthur? :)

[GLL1987]

I think it's sweet when they're looking at the buttons together, typical grandmother
thing lol....well at least in my case! :o

[Ryebeach]

Great job everyone with the quotes!! :) We still have two though that we're looking for answers to. Any guesses?

"Thanks to you, no one has to do anything anymore, it's anarchy baby! That's the word right?"


Here's one that might be pretty easy.....


"Mom said you weren't allowed to talk about that."

[Zanderi1]

I can't remember that first quote rye, but i'm certain the second one is from the motorbike episode :D

[GLL1987]

errmmm... (this is just a guess) Shadygurl is it "Funeral"?

[shadygurl225]

errmmm... (this is just a guess) Shadygurl is it "Funeral"?

Yup, you're right :) Good job!

[GLL1987]

ahhh wicked!! thankyou! :D

[danboi207]

I have a really easy one, but I love it, so I figured I'd share it here. Again, it's not out of Reese's mouth, but it's about him...

"Hal: Reese surrounded by 6000 pounds of steel and 20 gallons of explosive fuel? It's like giving a shark a submachine gun."

[Ryebeach]

I have a really easy one, but I love it, so I figured I'd share it here. Again, it's not out of Reese's mouth, but it's about him...

"Hal: Reese surrounded by 6000 pounds of steel and 20 gallons of explosive fuel? It's like giving a shark a submachine gun."
LOL, from my favorite Reese centered episode, "Reese Drives," I believe. :D

[danboi207]

That was an easy one.

Now one that I ran across on a BBC site actually... I cannot remember which episode it's from...

"Oh, man. Two guys as your parents, that house has gotta be a dude’s paradise. "

I am getting better at the trivia stuff like this, but it being a late Saturday, I am braindead and can't seem to place it :p

[GLL1987]

That was an easy one.

Now one that I ran across on a BBC site actually... I cannot remember which episode it's from...

"Oh, man. Two guys as your parents, that house has gotta be a dude’s paradise. "

I am getting better at the trivia stuff like this, but it being a late Saturday, I am braindead and can't seem to place it :p
Hahaha! I remember that one! :D

[Ryebeach]

That was an easy one.

Now one that I ran across on a BBC site actually... I cannot remember which episode it's from...

"Oh, man. Two guys as your parents, that house has gotta be a dude’s paradise. "

I am getting better at the trivia stuff like this, but it being a late Saturday, I am braindead and can't seem to place it :p
Hmm, it rings a bell but I can't quite place it either. :confused: Anyone have any ideas?

[GLL1987]

This is driving me nuts LOL I saw this one not too long ago, but can't quite put my finger on it!! :p

[JoeRnCTaolcom]

Wasn't it from the very first episode? They're sitting at the kitchen table and Dewey askes why cousin so and so doesn't have a mother. (Or something to that effect) I also liked the episode where Reese was gonna fling mashed potatoes from his spoon, at Lois and she was like "Don't even think about it". And Reese said "I wasn't really going to." Lois simply replied "Then put it down." And Reese gets all confrontational and insists he wasn't going to do it, even though he never lowered his spoon. Then Hal hits Lois instead, everyone laughs and Lois again looks at Reese and says "Put it down" and again, Reese gets combative with "I wasn't GOING to DO IT." lol

[shadygurl225]

I think it's from Krelboyne Picnic

[Ryebeach]

Anyone have another Reese quote they can post to continue with the game? :)

[GLL1987]

I got one: "I have to resist hugging you myself"- I like this one it's so sweet lol (easy though!)

[danboi207]

Ok, two here for you.

#1: "What are you going to do with a kid like me, ground me?"

#2: "You know, this is supposed to be the greatest Army in the world and you can't even kill the three of us. I'm not impressed."

[JoeRnCTaolcom]

Ahhh, that's an easy one. That's when Dewey was doing his dance to cheer up the hot babysitter who just got rejected over the phone by Francis. (He didn't know she trimmed down) So Malcolm and Reese were going to cheer her up but Dewey beat them to it. Malcolm looked over at Reese who had a slight smile on his face as they both watched the Dewey dance, Reese looks at Malcolm and he's like "...What!?......He's cute." lol

[JoeRnCTaolcom]

Ok, two here for you.

#1: "What are you going to do with a kid like me, ground me?"

#2: "You know, this is supposed to be the greatest Army in the world and you can't even kill the three of us. I'm not impressed."

Okay, not sure about #1 but #2 is from when Hal and the boys were lost and wandered onto the military testing grounds while visiting Francis at the ranch. lol After the cougar blew up Reese says "Near as I can figure......I did it with my mind."

[Ryebeach]

lol After the cougar blew up Reese says "Near as I can figure......I did it with my mind."
That line is priceless!! And Justin's delivery was spot-on! :D

[danboi207]

Ahhh, that's an easy one. That's when Dewey was doing his dance to cheer up the hot babysitter who just got rejected over the phone by Francis. (He didn't know she trimmed down) So Malcolm and Reese were going to cheer her up but Dewey beat them to it. Malcolm looked over at Reese who had a slight smile on his face as they both watched the Dewey dance, Reese looks at Malcolm and he's like "...What!?......He's cute." lol

And, as far as I can tell, that episode is going to be run 26 October on the UPN Network for all of you who get that and can watch MITM episodes in syndication.

[danboi207]

So, still in the running...

"What are you going to do with a kid like me? Ground me?"

I realize that without the context there, it's a difficult one- that could be Reese mouthing off or taunting someone from almost any episode.

A clue for you describing a bit of the sitaution where it came from...

Reese is trying to get out of something to get what he wants, but he actually gets what he deserves.

[GLL1987]

Ahhh, that's an easy one. That's when Dewey was doing his dance to cheer up the hot babysitter who just got rejected over the phone by Francis. (He didn't know she trimmed down) So Malcolm and Reese were going to cheer her up but Dewey beat them to it. Malcolm looked over at Reese who had a slight smile on his face as they both watched the Dewey dance, Reese looks at Malcolm and he's like "...What!?......He's cute." lol

Yep! Thats right :D I like that line, shows Reese's loving side lol

[Ryebeach]

So, still in the running...

"What are you going to do with a kid like me? Ground me?"

I realize that without the context there, it's a difficult one- that could be Reese mouthing off or taunting someone from almost any episode.

A clue for you describing a bit of the sitaution where it came from...

Reese is trying to get out of something to get what he wants, but he actually gets what he deserves.
We're still looking for the episode that this quote is from. Any guesses? Maybe Dan can give us another clue.

[naruto]

i think its "Academic Octathlon"

[jeeperdude]

We're still looking for the episode that this quote is from. Any guesses? Maybe Dan can give us another clue.
i hope he does, cuz i have no idea of where is that quote from :p lol

[samboo1]

"What are you going to do with a kid like me? Ground me?"Academic Octathlon? When Reese drops the ice cream on the floor to get grounded so he doesnt need to go to the dance with Alison?
But Naruto said Academic Octathlon so...

[Ryebeach]

Academic Octathlon? When Reese drops the ice cream on the floor to get grounded so he doesnt need to go to the dance with Alison?
But Naruto said Academic Octathlon so...
Looks like that one was solved. Grat job!! Anyone want to post another Reese quote? :)

[naruto]

"Why dont you just admit it, nobody in this house cares about my hair but me!"

[GLL1987]

lol! Thats a funny one :D but unfortunately I don't know what it's from :(
(Pssst! Jason tell me the answer please hehehehe!)

[sammypoo1]

"Why dont you just admit it, nobody in this house cares about my hair but me!"
grr, i can remember watching this epi a while ago and laughing so much! grrr, i think he says it when hes in the kitchen by the hall next to the bedrooms.... grrmy brain has given up lol :p

[jeeperdude]

grr, i can remember watching this epi a while ago and laughing so much! grrr, i think he says it when hes in the kitchen by the hall next to the bedrooms.... grrmy brain has given up lol :p
yeah, same here... that one is from a cold opener..... it was really fun!! :D but i don't remember the name of the eppy :( i just remember lois wass cutting reese's hair, and dewey starts making stuff so lois get angry and make reese a bad haircut :) (am i right?? :P)

[samboo1]

I remember it being from a bit where the family are going out and the wanna go but Reese isnt ready and then Lois tells him to hurry up and he comes into the kitchen and says the quote...but i dont know what ep it is! :mad: lol

[danboi207]

Here's another one for you:

Reese: "My name isn't Reese anymore..."
Malcolm: "Well, what is it?"
Reese: "Um, I dunno, but it isn't Reese!"

[Ryebeach]

"Why dont you just admit it, nobody in this house cares about my hair but me!"
I can picture the scene clearly but I too can't remember which episode Reese said this in. :confused:

[naruto]

Here's another one for you:

Reese: "My name isn't Reese anymore..."
Malcolm: "Well, what is it?"
Reese: "Um, I dunno, but it isn't Reese!"

Is that from "The Bully"?

[jeeperdude]

Is that from "The Bully"?
yes, it is!! :) darn!! i knew that one! :D lol... well, maybe next time ;) lol :D congrats!

[danboi207]

Here's another.... fairly easy one, but I think it's a classic example of one of Reese's... well... less than tactful exclamations:

"My God! Women are the cows of people!"

(Later in the same episode, from Reese to Lois:)

"We'll come back when your udders are ready."

[danboi207]

I can picture the scene clearly but I too can't remember which episode Reese said this in. :confused:

I'm with you on that one...

I must say, that line exhibits one of the things that I love so much about Reese... he is the bully, the antagonistic older brother, the instigator, and then amidst all of that "machismo," he comes out with a line like that...

You truly never know what is going to fly out of Reese's mouth...

[samboo1]

Here's another.... fairly easy one, but I think it's a classic example of one of Reese's... well... less than tactful exclamations:

"My God! Women are the cows of people!"

(Later in the same episode, from Reese to Lois:)

"We'll come back when your udders are ready."Baby part 2 right?

[danboi207]

Wow, that one went down faster than I thought :)

You are right... the former is right after Reese, Malcolm and Dewey are sitting in the parenting class and the instructor is talking about breast feeding... The latter is one of the last lines of the episode when Reese, Malcolm and Dewey take him away to change him.

[samboo1]

Lol a classic Reese scene! So is it my go?

[Ryebeach]

Lol a classic Reese scene! So is it my go?
You're up samboo. :)

[samboo1]

Cool.
"No! I..i was looking at th..the other thing!"

[naruto]

lol i think thats Smunday. great episode! :)

[danboi207]

Here's one...

"Isn't there some kind of loyalty pact or something I can sign to get out of here?"

Bonus points if you can quote the song that Reese does a very amusing parody of during this episode. I remember most of the Reese version... not the last line...

[naruto]

lol another funny episode "Day Care"
and i think the song is
"Amazing Race, how sweet the taste, that saved a wrench for me, i once was in the lost and found, was blind but found my keys"

[danboi207]

You are good :)

I knew it had something to do with lost and found and his keys...

How classic is that- watching Reese being lifted into the sun-light backdrop, arms spread wide, crooning his twisted version of Amazing Grace at the top of his lungs....

And then there's Dewey's great line...

"Bye... I'll miss you... at first."

:)

[samboo1]

Your go Naruto. BTW you were right on my quote;)

[naruto]

You are good :)

I knew it had something to do with lost and found and his keys...

How classic is that- watching Reese being lifted into the sun-light backdrop, arms spread wide, crooning his twisted version of Amazing Grace at the top of his lungs....

And then there's Dewey's great line...

"Bye... I'll miss you... at first."

:)

thanks dan. and it was a great scene :)

"Ok. i admit, ive been a crummy brother and i probably should of tried out that new choke hold on an animal before i tried it on you"

[Ryebeach]

I don't know which episode that is from but I'm LOL at it. I can so see Reese saying that. :D

[danboi207]

If that isn't a classic Reese quote, I don't know what is!!!

(Too bad I don't know where it comes from LOL)

Woo Hoo! 100 Posts to the Justin Berfield board for danboi207!!!

[Ryebeach]

Woo Hoo! 100 Posts to the Justin Berfield board for danboi207!!!
Congrats on your 100th post!! :cool: Keep on posting!!

[Caro]

Congrats danboi207!! keep posting ;)

[naruto]

Congrats! :)

Heres a hint: Reese breaks Deweys ship in this episode

[samboo1]

Congrats as well:D
is it Poker?

[naruto]

Congrats as well:D
is it Poker?

good guess samboo, but its not "Poker"

[GLL1987]

I'm not guessing the answer to your quote Jason because I don't know it LOL, but I just like this one:
Reese: "Dewey it's me, you like me"
Dewey: "No I don't!"
And Reese tries everything to get Dewey into the bath and ready for bed so he can stay up late LOL :D

[jeeperdude]

LOL... cool quotes! :) i have no clue :p....

congrats on your 100 post btw dan!! :) keep posting!! :)

[Caro]

I'm not guessing the answer to your quote Jason because I don't know it LOL, but I just like this one:
Reese: "Dewey it's me, you like me"
Dewey: "No I don't!"
And Reese tries everything to get Dewey into the bath and ready for bed so he can stay up late LOL :D

yeah i love that one too lol... i think is sleepover.. great eppy ;)

[Ryebeach]

"Ok. i admit, ive been a crummy brother and i probably should of tried out that new choke hold on an animal before i tried it on you"
We're still looking for which episode this quote is from that naruto posted.

naruto gave us a hint too: "Reese breaks Deweys ship in this episode"

And it's not "Poker"

Any guesses? :)

[sammypoo1]

We're still looking for which episode this quote is from that naruto posted.

naruto gave us a hint too: "Reese breaks Deweys ship in this episode"

And it's not "Poker"

Any guesses? :)
grr i can remember watching that in seies 1 or 2! doesnt reese also buy dewey a really cool toy in this epi and then break it infront of him just to see dewey upset?

[samboo1]

I thought that. Its on the episode 'poker' but it wasnt that.

[GLL1987]

Is it "Ida's Boyfriend"?

[naruto]

Is it "Ida's Boyfriend"?

Congrats Grace!!! :) it is ida's boyfriend.

[sammypoo1]

Congrats Grace!!! :) it is ida's boyfriend.
wow i never would have guessed that :p

[GLL1987]

Yiiipppppppppeeeee!! LOL I liked that episode a lot, Dewey makes out that Reese is invisible and he talks to Jamie but he doesn't look at him haha! :D

[GLL1987]

ok mine is: "Did you offer to change his diapers?" :D

[sammypoo1]

ok mine is: "Did you offer to change his diapers?" :D
i think everyone has given up grace :p come on people :D ;)

[GLL1987]

i think everyone has given up grace :p come on people :D ;)
Yeeeeah! Come on people! Its not that hard!! :p heehee! :D

[Ryebeach]

ok mine is: "Did you offer to change his diapers?" :D
Is it "Daycare?" :o

[sammypoo1]

Yeeeeah! Come on people! Its not that hard!! :p heehee! :D
ill just explain to everyone that i already know the episode so i cant guess lol :p

[GLL1987]

Is it "Daycare?" :o
Awww no I'm afraid you're wrong Rye, but great guess! I'd have guessed the same :)

[danboi207]

I'll throw another into the mix here...

Fitting, since we were talking about Hal in another of the threads in the Off Topic Forums...

Reese: "I have a problem. There's this girl..."
Hal: "Leave her alone before she calls the police on you."

[AlexTheMartian]

is it from "Cheerleader"?

[GLL1987]

is it from "Cheerleader"?
Mine or Dan's?
My quote isn't from that episode, but I'm not sure about Dan's lol :)

[naruto]

I'll throw another into the mix here...

Fitting, since we were talking about Hal in another of the threads in the Off Topic Forums...

Reese: "I have a problem. There's this girl..."
Hal: "Leave her alone before she calls the police on you."


I think thats "Hal Quits"
and Grace, i can hear reese sayin the line,just cant remember the episode.

[GLL1987]

Rye?? If this quote remains unanswered, do me and Sammy get a prize? :D

[naruto]

lol grace. can you give a little hint?

[Ryebeach]

Rye?? If this quote remains unanswered, do me and Sammy get a prize? :D
LOL, yep, I'll think of something. ;) :D

Here's the quote Grace posted again:

ok mine is: "Did you offer to change his diapers?" :D

[GLL1987]

lol grace. can you give a little hint?
Ok i'll give you a hint.... Reese says it LOL :p :D

[sammypoo1]

Ok i'll give you a hint.... Reese says it LOL :p :D
lol, thats not really much of a hint :p

[GLL1987]

lol, thats not really much of a hint :p
Shhhh I'm trying not to give too much away! LOL

[Ryebeach]

Shhhh I'm trying not to give too much away! LOL
LOL, this is tough Grace! :D Hmm, okay I've got a question then. Is Reese referring to Jamie about the diapers?

[GLL1987]

LOL, this is tough Grace! :D Hmm, okay I've got a question then. Is Reese referring to Jamie about the diapers?
Heeheehee Nope :D i'm sure that if I gave a clue you'd get it just like that LOL so i'm going to make it a little difficult hehe! :p

[sammypoo1]

Heeheehee Nope :D i'm sure that if I gave a clue you'd get it just like that LOL so i'm going to make it a little difficult hehe! :p
awww now thats evil!

[GLL1987]

awww now thats evil!
LOL i'm only doing it so I can get a prize (hopefully it'll be a "win-a-trip-to-meet-Justin" prize )meheheehehe! :D

[sammypoo1]

LOL i'm only doing it so I can get a prize (hopefully it'll be a "win-a-trip-to-meet-Justin" prize )meheheehehe! :D
lol, by a prize i think rye means a banner etc...lol :p

[GLL1987]

lol, by a prize i think rye means a banner etc...lol :p
I'll take whatever then haha! :D I'll give them a better clue when more people have a guess. :)

[sammypoo1]

I'll take whatever then haha! :D I'll give them a better clue when more people have a guess. :)
lol sounds fair enough :D

[GLL1987]

Ok my hint for the quote is that he isn't saying this about Malcolm or Dewey. :)
Does that help? LOL

[samboo1]

To be honest...not at all! I never thought it would be Malcolm or Dewey.

[sammypoo1]

To be honest...not at all! I never thought it would be Malcolm or Dewey.
hehe well u cant say she didnt give a hint :p

[samboo1]

;) Yeah i suppose lol!

[GLL1987]

Ok my hint(s) for today is: Reese says this to Stevie and the episode is from season 3.
Noooow surely that will help! :p

[sammypoo1]

Ok my hint(s) for today is: Reese says this to Stevie and the episode is from season 3.
Noooow surely that will help! :p
thats quite a big hint :)

[Celes]

I guess that´s from Poker 2. :D

[GLL1987]

I guess that´s from Poker 2. :D
That is correct Celes!! :) Well done :D

[danboi207]

The one I had up was from Hal Quits.... :)

Here's another...

"Malcolm is gay. I knew it!"

[samboo1]

Reese to Jessica in Pearl Harbor right?

[Ryebeach]

I guess that´s from Poker 2.

That is correct Celes!! :) Well done
Congrats Celes!! I thought I was going to have to come up with a prize for Grace any minute now for her tough quote. :p :D lol. That was a great quote Grace. It kept us guessing! :)

[Ryebeach]

Reese to Jessica in Pearl Harbor right?
That's right!

Great job everyone with these quotes. Who's got another one? :D

[Celes]

Thanks, Rye! :D

I´ve got another one: "Hey mom, is this a bad time to tell you I got kicked out of shop class?"

[GLL1987]

Congrats Celes!! I thought I was going to have to come up with a prize for Grace any minute now for her tough quote. :p :D lol. That was a great quote Grace. It kept us guessing! :)
Yeah but I had to give quite a tell-tale hint :cool: LOL
Can I still have a prize pleeeeeeeeease? :D

[sammypoo1]

Yeah but I had to give quite a tell-tale hint :cool: LOL
Can I still have a prize pleeeeeeeeease? :D
hehe with cherries on top??? :p

[naruto]

Thanks, Rye! :D

I´ve got another one: "Hey mom, is this a bad time to tell you I got kicked out of shop class?"

i think its from Traffic Ticket.

[Celes]

Right!!! Wow, you´re good. :D

[GLL1987]

Celes, Naruto :) you're both good ;)

[danboi207]

Reese is SO incredibly quotable LOL...

How about a book of it? Something to the effect of "The World According To Reese" or "All I Needed To Know I Learned From Reese"?

I love Reese LOL

[GLL1987]

Reese is SO incredibly quotable LOL...

How about a book of it? Something to the effect of "The World According To Reese" or "All I Needed To Know I Learned From Reese"?

I love Reese LOL
LOL thats a great idea! I'd buy it for sure :D
I like the one "All I Needed To Know I Learned From Reese" best hehe! :cool:

[Ryebeach]

I like the one "All I Needed To Know I Learned From Reese" best hehe! :cool:
That's my favorite as well. Clever title Dan. :D

[Ryebeach]

Thanks all, for submitting these great Reese quotes. :) Anyone have any more they'd like to post?

[Celes]

Celes, Naruto :) you're both good ;)

Thanks! :D

"All I needed to know I learned from Reese" is really a good title for a book. I´d love to read it. :D

I´ve got a new quote:

"I saw that look! It´s my look! Now I know where I got it from."

[samboo1]

I love that one! lol. Cliques right? The whole plot there is funny!

[GLL1987]

I love that one! lol. Cliques right? The whole plot there is funny!
LOL I recognize that one too! Sam's right! Hal is tempted to knock down the domino's and Lois tells him she'll blame it on Reese if anything happens and thats when Hal makes the "upto-no-good" expression LOL! :D

[Celes]

Correct. :D
Either my quotes are too easy or you are too good. :p

[GLL1987]

Correct. :D
Either my quotes are too easy or you are too good. :p
No your quotes aren't that easy and i'm deffinately not too good LOL :D

[samboo1]

Who's turn is it? Mine? I have no idea!

[Celes]

I think it´s your turn @samboo

[danboi207]

I have three for you...

The first:

"Don't make him drink from the toilet- it's not as satisfying as you think."

The second:

"She's out there... the demonchild! She'll spend the rest of her life in a Truck Stop on the Interstate biting hillbillies!"

The third:
"If there's one thing I've learned- you can't clear your name, you can only ruin someone else's."

[samboo1]

That can be my go:D i have no ideas lol.

Q1: Hal sleepwalks
Q2:New neighbours
Q3: no idea yet :rolleyes:

[Celes]

I think samboo is right about the first two quotes and the 3rd one is from neighbours, too, I guess. :D

btw nice banner @ danboi ;)

[Ryebeach]

The only one I'm sure of is the first one and I agree with Sam and Celes, I think it's "Hal Sleepwalks." :D

[naruto]

i cant think of the third ones name but its where Malcolms down because a neighborhood kid was telling lies about him.

[danboi207]

Got another one :)

"What's cooler than a smoking baby?"

[naruto]

"What's cooler than a smoking baby?"

Thats a really funny quote from "Tiki Lounge"

[sammypoo1]

Got another one :)

"What's cooler than a smoking baby?"
hehe awesome quote :p

[Ryebeach]

I've got another Reese quote: :D

Malcolm: You like clouds?
Reese: Yes, I like clouds! I call them sky kittens.

[Celes]

That´s from Malcolm films Reese, right? :D

[Ryebeach]

That´s from Malcolm films Reese, right? :D
That's the one. Great job Celes. Classic quote from Reese. LOL :D

[Celes]

Thanks! :) You´re right, it´s a funny quote. :D

Here´s the next:

"I am going to die. Why didn´t anyone stop me?"

[naruto]

i think thats from "Casino"?

[sammypoo1]

Thanks! :) You´re right, it´s a funny quote. :D

Here´s the next:

"I am going to die. Why didn´t anyone stop me?"
hmm thats a really hard one :confused:

[Celes]

i think thats from "Casino"?

That´s correct! :D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

this is one of the funniest eppys of mine:
reese: malcolms gay?? i knew it!!

[naruto]

this is one of the funniest eppys of mine:
reese: malcolms gay?? i knew it!!

lol tatuluvr, that is one of my favorite episodes "Pearl Harbor"

[jeeperdude]

lol tatuluvr, that is one of my favorite episodes "Pearl Harbor"
THAT'S A CLASSIC!!! :D ROFL!!! :cool:

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

the funniest part in that episode was when they (reese,malcolm), were singing and dancing to abba's "take a chance on me". lol. i almost started crying cos i was laughing so hard. oh p.s. you are correct (but you already knew that, right?) lol

[sammypoo1]

the funniest part in that episode was when they (reese,malcolm), were singing and dancing to abba's "take a chance on me". lol. i almost started crying cos i was laughing so hard. oh p.s. you are correct (but you already knew that, right?) lol
oh yeah!!! it was so funny, i was smiling for hours after that episode had finished :D

[Ryebeach]

the funniest part in that episode was when they (reese,malcolm), were singing and dancing to abba's "take a chance on me". lol. i almost started crying cos i was laughing so hard. oh p.s. you are correct (but you already knew that, right?) lol
A classic scene from a great episode. :D

Here's another Reese quote:

"This is incredible! I can see the top of Dad's car from here!"

[GLL1987]

"This is incredible! I can see the top of Dad's car from here!"- is that one from "Smunday" Rye? Or maybe "Traffic Jam"? Hmmm... It's familiar but I can't put my finger on it LOL :D

[sammypoo1]

"This is incredible! I can see the top of Dad's car from here!"- is that one from "Smunday" Rye? Or maybe "Traffic Jam"? Hmmm... It's familiar but I can't put my finger on it LOL :D
hmmm im pretty sure its traffic jam :D

[naruto]

im pretty sure its from "Day Care" when hes on the chair with the balloons.

[Ryebeach]

im pretty sure its from "Day Care" when hes on the chair with the balloons.
Wow, excellent job, that's the one. :cool:

Hmm, I've got to think of another Reese quote. Does anyone else have one to post?

[GLL1987]

Jason you're so good at these games! :D I've lost my luck and thats why I'm not doing
so well anymore :( but congrats Jason :)

[sammypoo1]

Jason you're so good at these games! :D I've lost my luck and thats why I'm not doing
so well anymore :( but congrats Jason :)
aww dont worry ur doing ok grace :D

[sammypoo1]

ok i have a quote, how about

"lets let my dad worry about that"

[GLL1987]

aww dont worry ur doing ok grace :D
Thanks Sammy :D I've got brush up on my MITM quotings and episode-naming skills LOL! :P

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

i cant remember exactly, but its something to this effect: reese: "lets face it, your circulation wasnt that good to begin with".

[Ryebeach]

i cant remember exactly, but its something to this effect: reese: "lets face it, your circulation wasnt that good to begin with".
Hmm, that's a tough one. Can we have a hint? :)

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

its said to an old man, who is cold and needs something only reese has. (too much of a hint?)

[sammypoo1]

its said to an old man, who is cold and needs something only reese has. (too much of a hint?)
isnt that the evacuation episode where all of the town has to go live in the gym because hal and dewey leave the sofa on the train tracks lol :p then reese takes up all of the stock so he can get what he wants

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

yes it is!!!!!!!!! goood job!!! anyone else have any???

[sammypoo1]

thanks :D i did have one here...

"lets let my dad worry about that"
but i forgot what episode its from *turns red* lol :p ;)

[naruto]

I have three new ones to add

"Is this going to be shoe store bad or circus bad"?

"You hug me and the lesson starts right now"

"My public defender wouldnt even try the insanity defense"

and then sammypoo1 still has one

"lets let my dad worry about that"

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

hmmmmmm, i recognize them, but cant put my finger on them. any hints?

[jeeperdude]

I have three new ones to add

"Is this going to be shoe store bad or circus bad"?

"You hug me and the lesson starts right now"

"My public defender wouldnt even try the insanity defense"

and then sammypoo1 still has one

"lets let my dad worry about that"
okay, i think i know a few of those, let's see....

"You hug me and the lesson starts right now": i think that's from that eppy "living will" when craig asks the boys to teach him some dirty fighting techniques, right? (LOL :D remember the 3 sections they said the body is divided on?! ROFL, that was hilarious!! :D)

"My public defender wouldnt even try the insanity defense": reese is taking alison to a concert or something like that, but needs a ride (he said that to explain why he had his driver's license taken away) i think that's from "malcolm holds his tongue"

about the one sammy posted... i'm not too sure, but i think i remember reese saying something like that while taking out a credit card when the boys were near the grotto buying fireworks to bring francis back lol :)

great quotes! :cool:

here's another one:
Reese: "...this is anarchy baby!!" *looks at malcolm and asks* "that's the word, right? :confused:"

[samboo1]

about the one sammy posted... i'm not too sure, but i think i remember reese saying something like that while taking out a credit card when the boys were near the grotto buying fireworks to bring francis back lol Oh yeah...Boys at ranch. I love that ep!

[sammypoo1]

about the one sammy posted... i'm not too sure, but i think i remember reese saying something like that while taking out a credit card when the boys were near the grotto buying fireworks to bring francis back lol :)

yeah thats the episode memo, because he brought that huge firework lol :D i just couldnt remember the episode name :p

[naruto]

okay, i think i know a few of those, let's see....

"You hug me and the lesson starts right now": i think that's from that eppy "living will" when craig asks the boys to teach him some dirty fighting techniques, right? (LOL :D remember the 3 sections they said the body is divided on?! ROFL, that was hilarious!! :D)

"My public defender wouldnt even try the insanity defense": reese is taking alison to a concert or something like that, but needs a ride (he said that to explain why he had his driver's license taken away) i think that's from "malcolm holds his tongue"

about the one sammy posted... i'm not too sure, but i think i remember reese saying something like that while taking out a credit card when the boys were near the grotto buying fireworks to bring francis back lol :)

great quotes! :cool:

here's another one:
Reese: "...this is anarchy baby!!" *looks at malcolm and asks* "that's the word, right? :confused:"

Great Job Jeeperdude!!

yours is from "Funeral" right?

ill give a clue for the first clue i gave

"Is this going to be shoe store bad or circus bad"?
it's said in a resturant

[Ryebeach]

okay, i think i know a few of those, let's see....

"You hug me and the lesson starts right now": i think that's from that eppy "living will" when craig asks the boys to teach him some dirty fighting techniques, right? (LOL :D remember the 3 sections they said the body is divided on?! ROFL, that was hilarious!! :D)

"My public defender wouldnt even try the insanity defense": reese is taking alison to a concert or something like that, but needs a ride (he said that to explain why he had his driver's license taken away) i think that's from "malcolm holds his tongue"

about the one sammy posted... i'm not too sure, but i think i remember reese saying something like that while taking out a credit card when the boys were near the grotto buying fireworks to bring francis back lol

great quotes! :cool:

here's another one:
Reese: "...this is anarchy baby!!" *looks at malcolm and asks* "that's the word, right? :confused:"
Great quotes Jason and Sammy and great job Memo!!! :)

[Ryebeach]

ill give a clue for the first clue i gave

"Is this going to be shoe store bad or circus bad"?
it's said in a resturant
Is that one from "Malcolm Dates a Family" when the family eats at the pizza place?

[naruto]

Is that one from "Malcolm Dates a Family" when the family eats at the pizza place?

Great Job Rye!!!! it is "Malcolm Dates A Family" :)

[GLL1987]

Jason! Sorry to interrupt the game lol! but you've got no more space in your PM inbox, so I couldn't send you a PM. Just letting you know :)

[jeeperdude]

LOL, thanks everyone! :)

Great Job Jeeperdude!!

yours is from "Funeral" right?

ill give a clue for the first clue i gave

"Is this going to be shoe store bad or circus bad"?
it's said in a resturant

yup, that's right naruto :cool: you're good!!

[jeeperdude]

yeah thats the episode memo, because he brought that huge firework lol :D i just couldnt remember the episode name :p
oh yeah!!! :D the KOMODO 3000!!! ROFLMAO!!! :D that was a great eppy!

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

hi all!! ive got three new quotes, not sure if theyve been posted or not but here goes:
1. reese: "your mindless robot-like obedience to every demand i make, no matter how small"

2. reese: "you might want to rinse off the bills in cold water..... they stick together".

3. reese: "dude, you think about everything too much.. you just gotta calm down, turn off your brain."
malcolm:"its not that easy"
reese:"sure it is, i do it all the time. watch"...(*reese stares into space*)
malcolm:"you cant just turn off....... reese?......reese?"
reese:"whoa,how long was i out?"

[naruto]

I think i know the second and third ones, but have no idea on the first.


2. Malcolms Job
3. Malcolms Girlfriend

And just to let everyone know, a new game has been started on the MitM forum and its really fun!
just go here: http://www2.safesearching.com/vb3/forumdisplay.php?f=55

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

yes!! you got # 2 and 3, now lets see if anyone can get #1. btw good job!!

[danboi207]

Got another one to toss into the mix here:

"You forget, you're talking to a bunch of godless heathens here. Your ghost stories don't work on us."

(Justin's delivery of this line is absolutely priceless!)

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Got another one to toss into the mix here:

"You forget, you're talking to a bunch of godless heathens here. Your ghost stories don't work on us."

(Justin's delivery of this line is absolutely priceless!)



hmmmmmmmmmmm, can you give us a hint??????

[naruto]

Got another one to toss into the mix here:

"You forget, you're talking to a bunch of godless heathens here. Your ghost stories don't work on us."

(Justin's delivery of this line is absolutely priceless!)

Im pretty sure its from "Christmas Trees" right?

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

im pretty sure ur right!!!! good job!!

[naruto]

hi all!! ive got three new quotes, not sure if theyve been posted or not but here goes:
1. reese: "your mindless robot-like obedience to every demand i make, no matter how small"

2. reese: "you might want to rinse off the bills in cold water..... they stick together".

3. reese: "dude, you think about everything too much.. you just gotta calm down, turn off your brain."
malcolm:"its not that easy"
reese:"sure it is, i do it all the time. watch"...(*reese stares into space*)
malcolm:"you cant just turn off....... reese?......reese?"
reese:"whoa,how long was i out?"

any hints for quote one?

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

yes, heres another reese quote from the same eppy : reese: think of it as eating the mona lisa.

[naruto]

lol i think i remember now. is it "Thanksgiving"

[Ryebeach]

yes, heres another reese quote from the same eppy : reese: think of it as eating the mona lisa.
LOL, that's a great Reese quote. :D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

lol, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss. thats right!! does he really know how to cook?

[Don_Diego]

yes, heres another reese quote from the same eppy : reese: think of it as eating the mona lisa.

Lol!!! that one's awesome!!! :D

[sammypoo1]

lol, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss. thats right!! does he really know how to cook?
reese knows how to cook but i don't know about justin lol :p

[naruto]

I have three more Quotes:

"I dont read, not unless i absolutely have to for school. Otherwise i feel like they've won" (hint: its a cold opener)

"Mom, Dad, i wanna be a pig."

"I've got a gun, you make one move and you're all getting it"

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

this ones easy, but funny. reese: "thank you lord for giving me the talent to express my love for my family the only way i know how".


lol i love this game!!!!!

[naruto]

lol i think its from "Thanksgiving"

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

yup, it sure is!! good job. im still trying to think of more good/hard ones.

[jeeperdude]

this ones easy, but funny. reese: "thank you lord for giving me the talent to express my love for my family the only way i know how".


lol i love this game!!!!!
ROFL!! that's an awesome one!! :D i was gonna post that one!! lol

[jeeperdude]

"I dont read, not unless i absolutely have to for school. Otherwise i feel like they've won" (hint: its a cold opener)

"Mom, Dad, i wanna be a pig."

ok, i think i know where are those from... the first one, i don't remember the episode name, but it was that cold opener when malcolm makes reese kick a foot ball (like charlie brown) after realizing he's never read peanuts LOL that's a classic!! :D

the other one is from "robbery" right? when reese suddenly wants to be a cop after busting a thieve that broke into his house... LOL i just love the part when he tries to "give lois a lesson" for something she did wrong and she makes him regret it!! :D LOL!!

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

ROFL!! that's an awesome one!! :D i was gonna post that one!! lol


were you really???lmbo (laugh my butt off) its a classic!!

[naruto]

ok, i think i know where are those from... the first one, i don't remember the episode name, but it was that cold opener when malcolm makes reese kick a foot ball (like charlie brown) after realizing he's never read peanuts LOL that's a classic!! :D

the other one is from "robbery" right? when reese suddenly wants to be a cop after busting a thieve that broke into his house... LOL i just love the part when he tries to "give lois a lesson" for something she did wrong and she makes him regret it!! :D LOL!!

Congrats! Correct on the first one, it is from the football kick. But on the episode "robbery", they refer to the Lucky Aide being robbed not their house. But you were correct in saying he wanted to be a cop after a thief broke into their house. The episode you're thinking of is "Monkey". :)

Does anyone know the last quote?
"I've got a gun, you make one move and you're all getting it" (hint: it's a season 6 episode)

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

lol, that was funny part of the episode. lol

[jeeperdude]

Congrats! Correct on the first one, it is from the football kick. But on the episode "robbery", they refer to the Lucky Aide being robbed not their house. But you were correct in saying he wanted to be a cop after a thief broke into their house. The episode you're thinking of is "Monkey". :)

Does anyone know the last quote?
"I've got a gun, you make one move and you're all getting it" (hint: it's a season 6 episode)
thanks!

oh yeah! :D you're right!! lol :o it was monkey in fact! :D i'm not too good with the names :p lol

i have no cue of what episode that gun quote is from tho :s :P lol

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

hey guys, i got two more: reese: "its customary to tip the guy who tied it"
reese: "i wonder what it is?"

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

I have three more Quotes:

"I dont read, not unless i absolutely have to for school. Otherwise i feel like they've won" (hint: its a cold opener)

"Mom, Dad, i wanna be a pig."

"I've got a gun, you make one move and you're all getting it"


is the third one when reese joins the army??

[naruto]

i think i know them
i think the first one is from "Christmas Trees"
and the second one is from "Christmas"


and good guess on the third one, but it is not "Reese joins the army"
(hint: he does not say this to a person)

and dont worry Memo, i also sometimes get the names of the episodes mixed up :)

[samboo1]

reese: "i wonder what it is?"The way Justin delivers that line is so cool. So sarcastic but excited lol.

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

The way Justin delivers that line is so cool. So sarcastic but excited lol.

lol, i know. the way he says it made me laugh so hard.

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

i think i know them
i think the first one is from "Christmas Trees"
and the second one is from "Christmas"


and good guess on the third one, but it is not "Reese joins the army"
(hint: he does not say this to a person)

and dont worry Memo, i also sometimes get the names of the episodes mixed up :)

yes you are right, good job naruto. im sorry but i was in the christmas spirit, lol.

[Ryebeach]

Does anyone know the last quote?
"I've got a gun, you make one move and you're all getting it" (hint: it's a season 6 episode)
Is it "Butterflies?"

[naruto]

good guess Rye, but it isn't "Butterflies"

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

hmmmmm, not sure on the gun one, u may have stumped us all, lol. but i have another one to throw in the mix. reese: " but if everyone else has insurance, then why do i need it? they've got it covered."

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

i think i know them
i think the first one is from "Christmas Trees"
and the second one is from "Christmas"


and good guess on the third one, but it is not "Reese joins the army"
(hint: he does not say this to a person)

and dont worry Memo, i also sometimes get the names of the episodes mixed up :)

is it "zoo'??

[naruto]

i think thats from "Reese's Job"

and good guess, but it isnt "Zoo"

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

i think thats from "Reese's Job"

and good guess, but it isnt "Zoo"


yes it is reeses job, you guys r too good for this game! the gun one is hard any other clues?

[naruto]

lol thanks
he says it to a pack of dogs, in a season 6 episode. hope it helps :)

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

lol thanks
he says it to a pack of dogs, in a season 6 episode. hope it helps :)


lol, i give up!