danboi207
12-05-2005, 08:03 AM
We've had some excellent quotes contributed to the "Reese Quotes Game." I was reading through the back-posts, and thought to myself, wow... Imagine what this would look like all compiled into one? I put the majority of them here... (Some of them would be harder to fit into something like this than others, which is why some were left off.)
Enjoy! :D
All I Needed To Know I Learned From Reese
On Religion…
"Maybe it´s his time. Who are we to play god?"
"Amazing Race, how sweet the taste, that saved a wrench for me, i once was in the lost and found, was blind but found my keys"
"Isn't there some kind of loyalty pact or something I can sign to get out of here?"
"You forget, you're talking to a bunch of godless heathens here. Your ghost stories don't work on us."
"Thank you Lord for giving me the talent to express my love for my family the only way I know how."
On Family and Brotherhood…
"Mom said you weren't allowed to talk about that."
"Oh, man. Two guys as your parents, that house has gotta be a dude’s paradise. "
"Ok. I admit, I’ve been a crummy brother and I probably should of tried out that new choke hold on an animal before I tried it on you"
Reese: "Dewey it's me, you like me"
Dewey: "No I don't!"
"You hug me and the lesson starts right now"
"I’m the one who spit in Dewey’s cereal this morning. I mean..."
"That's the bravest thing I've ever seen you do.... {Laughing} You're gonna die!"
On Himself…
"Oh, I'm a low-life? You're the one that spends everyday at lunch sucking on a straw that's been under my armpit. "
"What are you going to do with a kid like me, ground me?"
"Why dont you just admit it, nobody in this house cares about my hair but me!"
"I saw that look! It´s my look! Now I know where I got it from."
Reese: "My name isn't Reese anymore..."
Malcolm: "Well, what is it?"
Reese: "Um, I dunno, but it isn't Reese!"
"Mom, Dad, I wanna be a pig."
Reese’s View of the World We Live In…
"Some of you are damaged in places we can't see"
"Thanks to you, no one has to do anything anymore, it's anarchy baby! That's the word right?"
"She's out there... the demon child! She'll spend the rest of her life in a Truck Stop on the Interstate biting hillbillies!"
Malcolm: You like clouds?
Reese: Yes, I like clouds! I call them sky kittens.
On Intelligence…
"I don’t read, not unless I absolutely have to for school. Otherwise I feel like they've won"
Reese: "Dude, you think about everything too much... You just gotta calm down, turn off your brain."
Malcolm:"Its not that easy"
Reese:"Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch"...(*Reese stares into space*)
Malcolm:"You can’t just turn off....... Reese?......Reese?"
Meese:"Whoa,how long was I out?"
Personal Mottos…
"And leave a mark? NO WAY! Mom would kill me! No evidence, no crime!"
"If there's one thing I've learned- you can't clear your name; you can only ruin someone else's."
"Let’s let my dad worry about that"
"My public defender wouldnt even try the insanity defense"
"No! I. . . I was looking at th..the other thing!"
"I wonder what it is?"
Be All That You Can Be…
"You know, this is supposed to be the greatest Army in the world and you can't even kill the three of us. I'm not impressed."
Only Reese…
"Hey, why is there bacon in my pocket?"
"I'm going to go hit the monkeys - I mean, go see the monkeys."
Malcolm: Reese, give me your pocket knife.
Reese: Ok, but if you miss her you'll only make her madder.
Francis: "You spent most of the money on candy."
Reese: "Yeah, and the rest on her present."
Francis: "But you spent most of it on candy!"
Reese: "We've established that! We're just going in circles here!"
"Don't make him drink from the toilet- it's not as satisfying as you think."
"What's cooler than a smoking baby?"
"Think of it as eating the Mona Lisa."
Am I In Trouble?
Reese: "I have a problem. There's this girl..."
Hal: "Leave her alone before she calls the police on you.”
"Hey mom, is this a bad time to tell you I got kicked out of shop class?"
"Is this going to be shoe store bad or circus bad"?
(To Malcolm) “You’re the one who’s supposed to be smart enough to keep us out of trouble!”
Is That A Threat?
"Your mindless robot-like obedience to every demand I make, no matter how small"
"You´re gonna wear this and there´s nothing you can do about it"
"I've got a gun, you make one move and you're all getting it"
The Opposite Sex…
"My God! Women are the cows of people!"
"We'll come back when your udders are ready."
"Hey girly, let me adjust your bra strap!"
The Elderly
“Old people are cool.”
(On dancing with old ladies) “It’s just like touching a dead person. It’s just like touching a dead person.”
Enjoy! :D
All I Needed To Know I Learned From Reese
On Religion…
"Maybe it´s his time. Who are we to play god?"
"Amazing Race, how sweet the taste, that saved a wrench for me, i once was in the lost and found, was blind but found my keys"
"Isn't there some kind of loyalty pact or something I can sign to get out of here?"
"You forget, you're talking to a bunch of godless heathens here. Your ghost stories don't work on us."
"Thank you Lord for giving me the talent to express my love for my family the only way I know how."
On Family and Brotherhood…
"Mom said you weren't allowed to talk about that."
"Oh, man. Two guys as your parents, that house has gotta be a dude’s paradise. "
"Ok. I admit, I’ve been a crummy brother and I probably should of tried out that new choke hold on an animal before I tried it on you"
Reese: "Dewey it's me, you like me"
Dewey: "No I don't!"
"You hug me and the lesson starts right now"
"I’m the one who spit in Dewey’s cereal this morning. I mean..."
"That's the bravest thing I've ever seen you do.... {Laughing} You're gonna die!"
On Himself…
"Oh, I'm a low-life? You're the one that spends everyday at lunch sucking on a straw that's been under my armpit. "
"What are you going to do with a kid like me, ground me?"
"Why dont you just admit it, nobody in this house cares about my hair but me!"
"I saw that look! It´s my look! Now I know where I got it from."
Reese: "My name isn't Reese anymore..."
Malcolm: "Well, what is it?"
Reese: "Um, I dunno, but it isn't Reese!"
"Mom, Dad, I wanna be a pig."
Reese’s View of the World We Live In…
"Some of you are damaged in places we can't see"
"Thanks to you, no one has to do anything anymore, it's anarchy baby! That's the word right?"
"She's out there... the demon child! She'll spend the rest of her life in a Truck Stop on the Interstate biting hillbillies!"
Malcolm: You like clouds?
Reese: Yes, I like clouds! I call them sky kittens.
On Intelligence…
"I don’t read, not unless I absolutely have to for school. Otherwise I feel like they've won"
Reese: "Dude, you think about everything too much... You just gotta calm down, turn off your brain."
Malcolm:"Its not that easy"
Reese:"Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch"...(*Reese stares into space*)
Malcolm:"You can’t just turn off....... Reese?......Reese?"
Meese:"Whoa,how long was I out?"
Personal Mottos…
"And leave a mark? NO WAY! Mom would kill me! No evidence, no crime!"
"If there's one thing I've learned- you can't clear your name; you can only ruin someone else's."
"Let’s let my dad worry about that"
"My public defender wouldnt even try the insanity defense"
"No! I. . . I was looking at th..the other thing!"
"I wonder what it is?"
Be All That You Can Be…
"You know, this is supposed to be the greatest Army in the world and you can't even kill the three of us. I'm not impressed."
Only Reese…
"Hey, why is there bacon in my pocket?"
"I'm going to go hit the monkeys - I mean, go see the monkeys."
Malcolm: Reese, give me your pocket knife.
Reese: Ok, but if you miss her you'll only make her madder.
Francis: "You spent most of the money on candy."
Reese: "Yeah, and the rest on her present."
Francis: "But you spent most of it on candy!"
Reese: "We've established that! We're just going in circles here!"
"Don't make him drink from the toilet- it's not as satisfying as you think."
"What's cooler than a smoking baby?"
"Think of it as eating the Mona Lisa."
Am I In Trouble?
Reese: "I have a problem. There's this girl..."
Hal: "Leave her alone before she calls the police on you.”
"Hey mom, is this a bad time to tell you I got kicked out of shop class?"
"Is this going to be shoe store bad or circus bad"?
(To Malcolm) “You’re the one who’s supposed to be smart enough to keep us out of trouble!”
Is That A Threat?
"Your mindless robot-like obedience to every demand I make, no matter how small"
"You´re gonna wear this and there´s nothing you can do about it"
"I've got a gun, you make one move and you're all getting it"
The Opposite Sex…
"My God! Women are the cows of people!"
"We'll come back when your udders are ready."
"Hey girly, let me adjust your bra strap!"
The Elderly
“Old people are cool.”
(On dancing with old ladies) “It’s just like touching a dead person. It’s just like touching a dead person.”