Mr.smiley
06-16-2006, 04:04 PM
Subject: The Pastor's ***
>A Pastor wanted to raise money for his church, and on being told
>there was a fortune to be made in horse racing, he decided to
>purchase one and enter it in the races. At the local auction
>however, the going price for a horse was so high, that like Jesus,
>he ended up buying a donkey instead.
>
>He figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it
>in the races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
>
>The next day the local paper carried this headline: "Pastor's ***
>Shows"
>
>The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
>races again, and this time it won!
>
>The local paper read: "Pastor's *** Out Front"
>
>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
>the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>The next day, the local paper read: " Bishop Scratches Pastor's ***
>"
>
>The Bishop was fit to be tied. He ordered the Pastor to get rid of
>the donkey.
>
>The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.
>
>The local paper, hearing the news, posted this headline the next
>day:
>
>"Nun Has Best *** in Town"
>
>The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get
>rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
>
>The next day, the paper printed: "Nun Sells *** For $10.00"
>
>After the Bishop was revived, he ordered the Nun to buy back the
>donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>
>The next day the headlines read: "Nun Announces Her *** Is Wild and
>Free"
>
>The Bishop was buried the next day.
>A Pastor wanted to raise money for his church, and on being told
>there was a fortune to be made in horse racing, he decided to
>purchase one and enter it in the races. At the local auction
>however, the going price for a horse was so high, that like Jesus,
>he ended up buying a donkey instead.
>
>He figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it
>in the races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
>
>The next day the local paper carried this headline: "Pastor's ***
>Shows"
>
>The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
>races again, and this time it won!
>
>The local paper read: "Pastor's *** Out Front"
>
>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
>the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
>
>The next day, the local paper read: " Bishop Scratches Pastor's ***
>"
>
>The Bishop was fit to be tied. He ordered the Pastor to get rid of
>the donkey.
>
>The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.
>
>The local paper, hearing the news, posted this headline the next
>day:
>
>"Nun Has Best *** in Town"
>
>The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get
>rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
>
>The next day, the paper printed: "Nun Sells *** For $10.00"
>
>After the Bishop was revived, he ordered the Nun to buy back the
>donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
>
>The next day the headlines read: "Nun Announces Her *** Is Wild and
>Free"
>
>The Bishop was buried the next day.