larry_h
06-21-2006, 11:10 AM
Another blonde joke. Like I get sick of these.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decides to hire herself out as a handyman-type and starts canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She goes to the front door of the first house and asks the owner if he has any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," the man says. "How much do you charge?"
The blonde says, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agrees and tells her that the paint and ladders that she might need are in the garage. A short time later, the blonde comes back to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the man says. "Yes," the blonde answers, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reaches in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde adds, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
:p
Enjoy your day!
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decides to hire herself out as a handyman-type and starts canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She goes to the front door of the first house and asks the owner if he has any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch," the man says. "How much do you charge?"
The blonde says, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agrees and tells her that the paint and ladders that she might need are in the garage. A short time later, the blonde comes back to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the man says. "Yes," the blonde answers, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reaches in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde adds, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
:p
Enjoy your day!