shelleyd1972
07-27-2006, 07:25 PM
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in
the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a
hill to the mouth of a small cave.
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
then he listened very closely until he heard an
answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his
clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian
what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or
what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during
mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler
'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get
an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to
the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an
answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside
the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There
must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He
stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation,and then he heard the answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN"
the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a
hill to the mouth of a small cave.
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
then he listened very closely until he heard an
answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his
clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian
what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or
what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during
mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler
'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get
an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to
the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,
Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an
answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside
the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a
while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There
must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He
stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
closed his eyes in anticipation,and then he heard the answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
"NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN"