larry_h
07-29-2006, 12:18 PM
An office assistant was busy using the paper shredder installed over a waste can to shred some documents when the CEO came over.
"Do you know how to use this thing?" asked the CEO, piece of paper in hand.
"Yes," the office manager replied. "I'm using it now."
"Do you mind if I cut in? I only have one document," asked the CEO politely.
The office assistant still had a pile to go, so he let the CEO do his. "No, I don't mind at all," he said.
"Good, but you'll have to show me how to use it," said the CEO.
"Here, why don't I do it for you," said the office assistant. "You just put the paper in like this and the machine takes care of the rest." And with that he put the CEO's piece of paper into the shredder and shredded it to bits.
"Good," said the CEO, very smug and proud of himself. "Now, I only need two copies."
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You'd almost pay to see the look on his face, huh?
Have a great day everybody.
"Do you know how to use this thing?" asked the CEO, piece of paper in hand.
"Yes," the office manager replied. "I'm using it now."
"Do you mind if I cut in? I only have one document," asked the CEO politely.
The office assistant still had a pile to go, so he let the CEO do his. "No, I don't mind at all," he said.
"Good, but you'll have to show me how to use it," said the CEO.
"Here, why don't I do it for you," said the office assistant. "You just put the paper in like this and the machine takes care of the rest." And with that he put the CEO's piece of paper into the shredder and shredded it to bits.
"Good," said the CEO, very smug and proud of himself. "Now, I only need two copies."
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You'd almost pay to see the look on his face, huh?
Have a great day everybody.