She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian

[Billygoat]

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

And it just gets better, or worse, depends on your point of view.



http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html

What teachers have to endure....

[lil_angel05]

haha! i love: He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something

thanks for sharing!
laura
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[rocco]

great thanks for sharing