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Mr.smiley
11-12-2006, 08:03 PM
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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off ? He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).



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sammypoo1
11-13-2006, 01:52 AM
Hehe they are great :) Thanks for sharing :)

Mariah
11-13-2006, 07:08 AM
Lol they're great, thanks for sharing Bob !:)

lil_angel05
11-16-2006, 02:59 AM
love them

thanks for posting
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BiLlYbEnAsSi
11-18-2006, 10:22 PM
love them

thanks for posting
x x x
^ditto :D :D :D :D

Star_20
11-28-2006, 02:56 PM
Thanks for sharing!

missy_17
11-30-2006, 12:51 PM
brilliant, thanks !!!!