Diner Food

[larry_h]

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk, and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a driver, either. He was just in the parking lot backing his big-rig over three motorcycles."



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All right everybody, stop spitting in other people's milk...

[Ryebeach]

LOL, it's always the quiet ones... :D

[Zanderi1]

ROFL :D That reminds me of a news article I read in a newspaper a couple of years ago, someone tried to mug an 86 year old man when he was at the gravesite of one of his friends who died in a war. Little did this mugger know that the old man was a retired heavyweight boxing champion. :D

[Pooh_bear]

Little did this mugger know that the old man was a retired heavyweight boxing champion. :D

I heared about that guy too! What a little sweetheart :)....great joke by the way:)