larry_h
01-03-2007, 05:54 PM
Let's hope everyone takes care of you this well if you have a little accident:
A pregnant woman has a car accident and slips into a coma and is rushed to the hospital. Six months later she wakes up to discover she is no longer pregnant and she goes into a panic, calling the doctor frantically. "Doctor, doctor," she exclaims. "I just have to know what happened to my baby."
"Relax," says the doctor. "You had twins while you were under - a boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them."
"Oh," thought the woman. It could be worse. "What are their names?"
"The girl's name is Denise."
"Oh, that's lovely. I love that name," said the woman. "What's the boy's name?"
"DeNephew."
A pregnant woman has a car accident and slips into a coma and is rushed to the hospital. Six months later she wakes up to discover she is no longer pregnant and she goes into a panic, calling the doctor frantically. "Doctor, doctor," she exclaims. "I just have to know what happened to my baby."
"Relax," says the doctor. "You had twins while you were under - a boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them."
"Oh," thought the woman. It could be worse. "What are their names?"
"The girl's name is Denise."
"Oh, that's lovely. I love that name," said the woman. "What's the boy's name?"
"DeNephew."