A Limerick. by, Ali Sweeney

[AliS]

There once was a soldier from Salem
He liked girls but could never nail ‘em

K2 struts around on stage
Like a peacock in a cage

If he’s not careful, someday someone will impale him.

[MarlenaFan]

LOL! o.O Hmm.. somebody is a lil hyper /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[LumiAmore]

NICE ONE ALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilovedool]

LOL!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif Ali, you crack me up! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif thanks for posting that! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif Go Ali!! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif I think we all know that Ali has already won the battle of the boards. hehe. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

An Ali, Sami and DOOL Fan Forever,
/images/graemlins/cool.gif ilovedool /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[MarlenaFan]

YAY! I was all excited today at school, thinking about Ali coming online.. and she did /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[MarlenaFan]

[ QUOTE ]
There once was a soldier from Salem
He liked girls but could never nail ‘em

K2 struts around on stage
Like a peacock in a cage

If he’s not careful, someday someone will impale him.


[/ QUOTE ]

LOL! the last line makes me think that someone has been thinking too much about the salem serial killer storyline /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Jamie_C]

LOL!!!

[teapot]

LOL Ali,

look out K2 Ali's gonna get ya

[ThePhoenix]

http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/v96/ThePhoenix1/Animated/13_grin.gif http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/v96/ThePhoenix1/Animated/13_grin.gif http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/v96/ThePhoenix1/Animated/13_grin.gif http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/v96/ThePhoenix1/Animated/13_grin.gif http://img32.photobucket.com/albums/v96/ThePhoenix1/Animated/13_grin.gif It`s an Ali Attack

[MarlenaFan]

*plays some rap music* lol that's better /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[meppy76]

lmao...Ali, yuo are too much. Thanks for the laugh and K2, watch out...lol

[CanuckDaysfan]

lmao

Great limerick Ali! Can I call on you when I need one??
/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[totsy]

Neat Ali! I LOVE it!!! This gives me an idea folks. Let's all continue Ali's limerick with more limericks. Ahem:

There once was a tiger name Horton
That gave K2 tips on a-courtin'
And when he was through
He ate up K2
And couldn't help laughin' and snortin'

/images/graemlins/grin.gif

OK Teapot, MarlenaFan, anybody, take it away!!!

[MarlenaFan]

uhh... lol I can't think of any.. so I'll just rap for you *starts rapping*

[ilovedool]

[ QUOTE ]
Neat Ali! I LOVE it!!! This gives me an idea folks. Let's all continue Ali's limerick with more limericks. Ahem:

There once was a tiger name Horton
That gave K2 tips on a-courtin'
And when he was through
He ate up K2
And couldn't help laughin' and snortin'

/images/graemlins/grin.gif

OK Teapot, MarlenaFan, anybody, take it away!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
LOL!! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif that's pretty good! /images/graemlins/smile.gif ::evil laugh...lol:: ahhh... this is soo much fun!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[paulanc8]

LOLLOL Poor little Salem soldier!!

[Cathy_R]

Ali...you're so cute.

you're gonna kick some major K2 booty!!!

[Twiggs]

Ali your bad...lmao

...waiting to see how K2 fires back..lol

[CanuckDaysfan]

oooh, you people should never mention the word "limerick" to me. LOL

There is a blonde lass from Salem
Who thrives on the chaos and mayhem
When K2 came to Ali's board
Using his humour as his sword
Ali turned the tables to slay him

[L_Chaim]

There once was this one named Kyle,
No not a man, but a child!!
He fell on the ground
rolling around
It wasn't epilepsy, but Vanilla Pepsi!!!

[totsy]

Thanks Ilovedool! /images/graemlins/grin.gif Where's yours! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CanuckDaysfan]

There is a hot man named Kyle
Who has a serious case of denial
About who is the best
Far better than the rest
It's Ali we say with a smile /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Dattilodoll729]

those are all awesome!!! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

ali is too funnyy!!!

[AcadianSunShine]

Ali, let me just say I LOVE YOUR BANNER with K2!!!!!

it rocks!

(so does the rhyme)

[ThePhoenix]

There is a girl in Salem named Sami
Who treats all her fans like family
Kyle 2 comes along
With his sad song
Then Sami gives him a Whami

[UnendingPain]

<font color="orange">I want to play! But I can't do limericks...I'll try anyhow...

There once was a dude named Kyle
Who thought he was the toughest....(something that rhymes with Kyle) /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
He acted like the coolest
But he could never fool us (it kind of rhymes)
(um)
Ali's board will win by a mile!

I don't know, I tried! /images/graemlins/crazy.gif</font>

[L_Chaim]

Kyle2 thinks he ranks first
His creativity comes barely in spurts
But Ali is the winner
Not lifting a finger
Sorry K-Baby- Truth Hurts!!

[SoapAddict84]

LMAO Ali! Too funny! Everyone's are AWESOME!

Like my new battle banner? Anyone can use it.

[L_Chaim]

K2 wanted a prize for his rank
He even went to the bank
He blushed with chagrin
When his token came in
Here's some Degree K-baby - you stank!!!!

[CanuckDaysfan]

My last one for awhile I promise /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Poor, poor little Kyle
This is such an unfair trial
When put to the test
He's not a cut above the rest
'Cause Ali's got way more style.

[UnendingPain]

[ QUOTE ]
Kyle2 thinks he ranks first
His creativity comes barely in spurts
But Ali is the winner
Not lifting a finger
Sorry K-Baby- Truth Hurts!!

[/ QUOTE ]
<font color="orange">Well, this one has got to be my favorite so far! You are really good at these! </font>

[L_Chaim]

Thanks!!!!! Cauck has some good ones too! I"m having fun with this ... hehe. Hope I don't go nuts!!!

[crazyD]

LOL Too funny LOL
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwAAAI4WM1DjmKsf6Z5IAGuMKjsQbHNlI2lVaFt4kZU0NezH8 e7QpD3NmpDOiCpWlJiEml54D8YYArm8!yh3Nk5gcZHGaQWo!3K g3q94ibUKZ6rGbo7jdw/YESQUEENSAMI.jpg

[L_Chaim]

hey! Kewl banner! Now, can ya dosome puter magic and make Ali really big and Kyle like little bitty???

[L_Chaim]

The scruffy faced warthog named Kyle
Who thinks he's a man, but a child
Shall bow to Ali the queen
Then humbly kiss her ring
The sweetness of it just makes me smile!!!

[crazyD]

Sure I'll try LOL and thanks

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDZAq0TfYTegYZQWHaPbprzt!Hcs0wX*8zNaPKoi8tOxh694 dM5eJVal4FqCZK64stI4seg7qRwz5cQuHff0d16WOP9QpQYuFU hXmUgc*g/Aw.jpg

[L_Chaim]

When Queen Ali wears her crown
All enemies will have to bow
To the Queen of daytime
The creme of sublime
Ali reigns no contesting hands-down!

[L_Chaim]

wow, wouldn't it be funny if someone could figure out how to have kyles pic like that (head bowed)with a broken egg on top of his head? hehehehehehe ....

[L_Chaim]

Ali couldn't be finer
K2 couldn't be more of a whiner
We know the results
You can save the insults
Kyle can cry his tears in his recliner

[CanuckDaysfan]

One more, for now LOL

There is a show we call Days
Where Ali's talents never cease to amaze
All of us, especially K2
He's her biggest fan, between me and you
Her scenes leave him standing there in a daze.

[L_Chaim]

There once was a boy named k2
Who was so frightened he knew not what to do!!
He picked a fight
All his fans took flight
Now he's in hiding - o boohoo.... /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[MarlenaFan]

LOL!

[CJStake]

THe war is still a brewin'
And Ali fans stand all to win
This battle though fun
Is all but won
By our girl, whose the natural shoe in.

/images/graemlins/grin.gif It will do for now.

[deora]

A- Lmao good one!!!
N- your too funny! each time your like "i swear last one!!" (i loved them all btw) your gifted girlfriend
phoenix- Your so cute.... too bad im married. /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/wink.gif
lchaim- those were good ones too...

edit: CJ!!! funny i think your al gore is showing! where have you been girl long time no talk to...

[Lis]

LOL, great job, all of you. At least we know K2 can't beat this board in the intelligence and creativity department!

[teapot]

ode to a fellow named K2
he bragged from his abode
he was the best
then Ali did protest
says you she did proclaim
as he hung his head in shame

[SamiFanInSC]

ok here goes...
There once was a guy named Kyle
Who thought he had ladies by the mile.
So he addressed the first lass
who told him "kiss my as*
It's Ali we came to see" with a smile

ok here's another...
Kyle pranced around like a pimp
thinking he had scored a point, the little imp
Then Ali came back with a limerick
that made him look like an infant
And now he just looks like a WIMP!

Okies, done for now LMAO
This was fun!
/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Take care all!

[CanuckDaysfan]

If your name is K2, it's so sad,
You're not a half bad looking young lad,
But at the end of the day,
With a laugh I just say,
That Ali's just better. Too bad!

[deora]

hehe N. i knew you wouldn't hold out much longer...

[CanuckDaysfan]

/images/graemlins/wink.gif D you know me too well. LOL

[Twiggs]

good work guys

[L_Chaim]

I got some of mine from what I've read off here by Ali and from K2's site. He dissed anybody drinking pepsi and especially vanilla pepsi ... annn I'm pretty sure I heard him called a warthog and baffoon by Ali ... lol... all in fun I'm sure!!!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CanuckDaysfan]

Who's being nasty? They all look pretty funny to me! LOL

[cheeseinacan]

<font color="red">ahhaa! ALI YOU ROCK!!!!

seriously comon...why doesn't he just forfeit? /images/graemlins/grin.gif</font>

[Twiggs]

Oh they are funny limericks

did she really call him those names?..lol

[Twiggs]

k..Ive never written a limerick before, so here goes..lol

There once was a girl named Sweeney
Who K2 mistook as a big meanie
He launched an attack
He couldnt take back
Now he's begging for mercy from our Sweetie

[ilovedool]

[ QUOTE ]
Thanks Ilovedool! /images/graemlins/grin.gif Where's yours! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
LOL! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif let's just say i'm not too creative when it come to poems! /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif but i'll try my best to make up one during the day and post it here later! /images/graemlins/grin.gif i just hope i won't forget! /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif **ilovedool**

[ilovedool]

alright, don't laugh too hard at my limerick! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif it's not that good! /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif hehe. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

K2 really thought he could roar ((aka win..lol)
And thought he had Ali done for
But she soon found out ((she found out what he's up to. hehe))
And now he's down for the count
Because he lost and he's all sore


.........................
<font color="blue">GO ALI!!! </font>

alright, so there's my limerick! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

.........................

**ilovedool**

[pluto97]

ooooohhhhh those were cute Ali.
thanks for sharing them with us. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[LynnGem]

Ali...you are hilarious...LOL!! I would love to meet you one day!!

[lumifan4ever]

that is just too funny ali. keep up the good remarks. put kyle in his place. /images/graemlins/grin.gif...(love you kyle /images/graemlins/crazy.gif)

[crazyD]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid112/pb420f52dd460aa8cb7948e7e0ead0e1d/f90378a2.jpg


There once was a joker from some other land
Who demanded Queen Ali stick her head in the sand
But Ali never caved, she fought for her rights
and the joker disappeared clean out of sight!

[jacsval]

Now we only need Pammy to had her 2 cents in....Can't wait for that one!

[SDAVID]

Very good, Ali! Has K2 surrendered?

[CJStake]

K2 and his three fans
Think they have a master plan
But wait until they see
Our girl, the queen of tv
She'll turn this boy into a man

Ali's just playing it cool
She knows who really rules Dool
Kyle is kinda nice
But Ali's sugar and spice
And in end Kyle is just a fool.

[ILUVDAYS]

Damn, thats harsh!!!!!!!! Too good! score one for Ali!!!!!

[ILUVDAYS]

Ok, now I have read everyones and I must say, if he hasn't given in by now, he better! I wish I was good at that stuff but I can't think of a thing. hhmmmmmm.'thinking' nope cant think of a thing!

[capnsweets]

Trying to win with a limerick,
What are we here- all in grade six?
Hearing from Ali is always a treat,
But I am sorry sister but Kyle has you beat,
K2 is onto your rhyming tricks!
I had to jump in and defend him in this mix!

[capnsweets]

I am sorry to say,
These rhymes are child’s play.
Kyle’s comeback will be sweet,
As you’ll be whimpering in defeat.
K2 will be victorious by the end of the day!
And that is all I have to say!

[capnsweets]

This battle may be yours,
But mark my words, Kyle will win the war!
Shouts of “Down with Sween” will be heard,
K2 will dismiss your silly rhyming words!
The war will end, debris will settle, and the dust will clear,
Kyle will take on Voldemort with No FEAR.

So continue your rhymes,
K2 will win, all it will take is time.
His “3” fans don’t need a plan,
I wouldn’t be here; if I didn’t know he was the man.
He can win this war on his own,
If you hadn’t noticed- he is full grown.
He doesn’t need tons of limericks on his side,
He fights his battles with some pride.
I just had to jump in, I hate seeing him be dissed.
All of these words because Ali wants a K2 kiss?

So please continue on with the war,
For not to long from now Kyle will be knocking on the door.
You will be shaking in your stylish boots,
And the point to your rhymes will soon be moot.
That is it for me, ta-ta for now,
But remember, K2 is on the prowl!
For now I had to get his back,
But soon he will be on the attack.

-Capn
I'll even wish you luck! You'll need it!

[Soapaddict]

OMG, Capn, those were awesome!

[GeneralsBaby]

Well here's my little diddy. Not proper limerick style, but fun nonetheless. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

<font color="blue"> </font>

Where's "Shortstop" in this battle of boards?
I wish he would enter the rhyming wars!
If he were to show his masculine face,
Surely nasty K2 would be put in his proper place.

Ali is bound to win this cyber battle,
send K2 out to pasture with the cattle.
And when the final punch is hurled
Ali will be declared "Internet Champion of the World!"


<font color="black"> </font>
Come on Kyle's Kids, give us what you got!

[LovinJay]

Go capn! Go capn! http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/smiley24_shades.gif

[crazyD]

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwD2GawU7MSVyvsa6f99ml23wS2w5BN6NptUjq!bwosthyy9c 1X*i03Q!13XeSiDt61yt2Ys2t5FRVHDWvofH12fsiEUfLiRvQI dSfG*nkI/blow.jpg

[Bayou_Girl]

[ QUOTE ]
There once was a soldier from Salem
He liked girls but could never nail ‘em

K2 struts around on stage
Like a peacock in a cage

If he’s not careful, someday someone will impale him.


[/ QUOTE ]

LOL Eat Your Heart Out K2!!! Good one Ali! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[cher]

It's a Sami Attack. K2 is in trouble now poor guy I almost feel sorry for him. Thanks for the laugh Ali I'm having great day today and that made it all the more fun. Wonder what K2 is saying on his site now have to go check.

[catwoman_123]

My limerick attempt:

There was a nice boy named Kyle.
He gave us his best winning smile.
It never worked. We all just shirked.
For our Ali had him beat by a mile.

Ode To Kyle

The magnificent, glorious, awaited
never happened.
He sparkled and fizzled,
an incandescent firework
holding moisture,
only somewhat sulfurous.
Success came and went
like a mouse to an empty trap,
while the giant cat of regret
sat licking its paws.

Anna Wilke

[totsy]

"while the giant cat of regret
sat licking its paws."


HORTON! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Lumifan4life]

LOL! That was great Ali!

[Sonnie]

Ali you know we love ya but come on people Kyle needs some support from his darlings!
~~~~~~

There once was a girl named Ali
who started her board on a tally
with phrases and words, they played
but we at K2's know they will cave
and run to hide in the alley
~~~~~
We here with K2 know
that all of her bluster is snow
for when we gaze
at his magnificent face
we'll expect Miss Ali to eat crow.
~~~~
So Ali thinks she can dis
a most handsome man, such as this
well, let the cat eat her cream
let her primp and let her preen
Because we know the victory is his.
~~~~
Thanks to Linda for these!

[days_forever_fan]

Ali, you are definetly on top in this battle!

[CJStake]

It's really quite amazing to me
That K2 fans can't see
To win this fight
Kyle must be more bright
And he will find that's not easy

[SoapAddict84]

[ QUOTE ]
It's really quite amazing to me
That K2 fans can't see
To win this fight
Kyle must be more bright
And he will find that's not easy

[/ QUOTE ]LOL CJ!!! I loved this one of yours too:
[ QUOTE ]
K2 and his three fans
Think they have a master plan
But wait until they see
Our girl, the queen of tv
She'll turn this boy into a man

[/ QUOTE ]

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Ok, gotta try my hand at one....


There once was a battle of the boards
And each players wit was a sharp as a sword
Kyle tried his luck
But all attempts pretty much sucked /images/graemlins/smile.gif (saying that nicely)
K2 is adorable that much is true
But I have to stick with the Ali crew

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/221/AliK2boardwar1.jpg


Thanks to Kimmy for the banner!

[SoapAddict84]

It is no little irony
That we can call her Muhammad ALI
He was a great fighter
Now K2 tried to smite her
But she knocked him out cold easy!

[MarlenaFan]

*beat boxes* LOL just kidding /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[CurleighQ]

lol these are sooo funny!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[bookdal]

Okay, Mellie Poo..To redeem myself for my pro-Kyle limerick writing, here is one for you.

K2 is a handsome man indeed
from his pretty head to his feet
but when the cards fold
we know what he holds
Ali's swift kick to his seat!

Linda

[CanuckDaysfan]

K2 you can’t compete
'Cause Ali can’t be beat
So go back to your board
And accept her as your overlord
For Ali, triumph is sweet!

[leafybits]

There once was an actor named K2
Who CLAIMED that his bottom lip he bit through
Said from b-ball it came
“It’s the hoops that I blame!”
(But we suspect Ali gave him that boo-boo!)

So his pride and his lip are still tender
(Can’t admit both are pains Sweeney rendered)
But for you, Kyle, quite sadly
This game will end badly
And your hopes for some PHAMI soon ended!

[Scami_2003]

That is so funny Ali! I love it! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CurleighQ]

hey now! we are all just havin laughs! no need to go dissin Ali there lol

[Daysfan26]

Ha Ha That was great Ali you are a laugh rite and I am so glad to see the Sami coming out in you and I hope she continues to come out in you. Oh Kyle as much as I love you and I do love you don't get me wrong I truly would not want to be in your shoes right now for you truly are playing with fire and what the saying those who play with fire usually get burned. ITA those other Lymrics are really great as well LOL I think K2 or should I say Philip is jealous or evious of Lucas and all the love scenes he gets to share with Sami and he is chomping at the bit to get a little piece of the action himself instead of the other way around. K2 or should I say Philip do you really think Lucas is going to step aside and let you move in on his Sami no way pal not by a long shot for Lucas is here to stay. Ali you are totally awesome and you absolutely rock and we absolutely love you and I love how you have fired back from the previous K2 attack. Way to go Ali for you totally rock. (chanting) Go Ali! Go Ali! Go Ali! This is so much fun. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[CurleighQ]

ok go to WHO'S ONLINE and look. everyone is either on Alyssa Milano or ALI SWEENEY. not even joking. go look! like everyone is reading something from here!so personally i think ALi is Winning HANDS DOWN

[biscuit]

[ QUOTE ]
There once was an actor named K2
Who CLAIMED that his bottom lip he bit through
Said from b-ball it came
“It’s the hoops that I blame!”
(But we suspect Ali gave him that boo-boo!)

So his pride and his lip are still tender
(Can’t admit both are pains Sweeney rendered)
But for you, Kyle, quite sadly
This game will end badly
And your hopes for some PHAMI soon ended!

[/ QUOTE ]

Good one! These are hilarious guys! I'm enjoying hearing both sides. I think K2 should write his limerick now! That ought to be good! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[meppy76]

There once was a girl named Supercutie
Her fans stood in awe of her beauty
Then this beefcake named Kyle
In her shoes walked a mile
And realized that she'd whip his booty

[StarKandee]

I got your back Capn!

Ode to Ali's Board

You think you've got us floored
But we're all extremely bored
For all your silly rhymes
Should be considered crimes
For they lack the flare and fire
Cuz when it comes down to the wire
k2's board won't hold back
maybe we should cut you all some lack
NO I TAKE THAT BACK!

Play on fools, our Kyle's got you schooled
So listen up and take note
Your little board's a sinking boat
And you'll NEVER EVER stay a float!
So open your eyes and see,
For the winner, ALI WILL NEVER BE!

[MarlenaFan]

LOL all of these are funny.. it's just too bad that Ali's fans are supporting her more /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[SamiFanInSC]

to bump this for future brilliance by our rhyming co-horts,
I will pull out another limerick
::reaches into bag of tricks::

there once was a guy named k2
who always smelled like poo
his board really reeked
too bad for his peeps
he will end up number two.

There once was a nice gal named Sweeney
whom Kyle2 picked on, what a meanie!
Then one day, to his surprise
WHAM! right between the eyes
Now who's the one crying like a weenie?

On a board belonging to a foe
K2's spies are beginning to show
Rhyme as you please
Ours come to us better with ease
Words are weapons, &amp; here's another blow!

Okay, the last one needs work, but I say I think I did rather well /images/graemlins/cool.gif
Peace Out!

[ilovedool]

LOL!!!!!!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif all of these are so funny! /images/graemlins/cool.gif you all are really good at making up limericks! /images/graemlins/smile.gif good job! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[crazyD]

~~~IN reply to starkandee's post above~~~ LOL



Tribute to Ali's Board

We know you've got us floored
we're all extremely bored
For all your fantastic rhymes
are better than wind chimes
For they have the flare and fire
when it really comes down to the wire
k2's board is a slack
compare to you we lack
YES ALL OF YOU ARE THE BIG DADDY MACK!


Isn't that what you REALLY meant to say? ROTFLMAO!!!

Just playing with you /images/graemlins/wink.gif No hard feelings ok LOL

[Soapaddict]

LOL, this is the best thread ever. You guys are a riot... this has to be the funnest board war I've ever read. Although I love both Ali and Kyle tons, I am on Kyle's side on this one. /images/graemlins/wink.gif Not too good with the rhymes though, so I'll sit back and read. lol.

[cher]

Their once was an actor named K2
He had so many bruises from Ali he didn't know what to do
Along came Ali she stomped on K2 and frighted poor K2 away

[StarKandee]

Wind Chimes?
More like busted rhymes
Ali can't pack the punch
But I got a hunch you you all know it
Kyle's got the rhymes and will flow it
Wait and see and until then...
Expect more fight from the K2 family

[CanuckDaysfan]

LOL, I can't believe this thread is still going strong. Here's my not so great attempt.

I read the board with delight
I see we’re still in our little fight
The battle between Ali and Kyle is waged
Look out K2, we have you caged
And just so you know, some of us bite. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[allysmom]

Ok...Here goes my attempt at this !!!

There's a guy named K2 who thinks he's all that
But if you ask me...he resembles a drowned rat

He walks around thinking he's so cool
He thinks he makes all the ladies drool

His meager attempt at this war is a crock
Because as we all know...ALI...YOU ROCK !!!

Well there it is folks...I think I should have paid more attention during high school poetry !! /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[ilovedool]

allysmom, welcome to the boards and have fun! /images/graemlins/cool.gif it's fun here and we're all friendly! /images/graemlins/cool.gif check back often, we post alot! /images/graemlins/cool.gif


LOL everybody!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif your limericks and rhymes are hilarious! /images/graemlins/grin.gif they're really good and i like them all! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[StarKandee]

[ QUOTE ]
But if you ask me...he resembles a drowned rat

[/ QUOTE ]

Ouch!

[crazyD]

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDhAjMWgC7Fu*XL0IqwKfrvIzpGOG8jl8XaI5o8*tu0AtCea 6SQ1jtE61XGoz*Qar39wvrP9yUT1cBnt5!tf6rqQdFNEuCIecP orYTJNb0/headlock.jpg

Ali has got it
you know it's true
k2 family can go
poopoo! LOL

[meppy76]

lol...my turn again

There once was a guy named K2
He didn't know quite what to do
You see he has a crush
But he's eating her dust
And she sent him home crying boo hoo

[cher]

Good ones I love the poopoo LOL

[crazyD]

thanks

[SamiFanInSC]

BUMP!

[L_Chaim]

bumppppp

[L_Chaim]

bmmmpp

[L_Chaim]

bmmp

[pennilessp0et]

ROFL! That was hilarious! You're almost (ALMOST) as good as Norma over at Second Chances. She's the Limerick queen. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[samidabomb]

Poor little grunt wants some time
With a woman in her prime

Pines for a child with a whine
Speed bump towards her ring o' twine

Ranking low on mommys list
Your tidy whities in a twist

Got no game stuck on the bench
Fightin dirty for the little wench

Like Barry Bonds on a mission
Ali's queen assume the position

[DianeR]

<font color="red">I want whatever Ali is drinking. LOL! </font>

[DakotaCelt]

<font color="green"> </font> Great bit o' limerick magic!!!