Mr.smiley
06-21-2007, 10:08 AM
Just some funny stuff people do day...
>>> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
>>> gave
>>> her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back
>>> to
>>> her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became
>>> indignant
>>> and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and
>>> returned
>>> the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I
>>> departed
>>> the store with the $46.64. This actually happened in Austin at MoPac
>>> Boulevard
>>> and Parmer Lane.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
>>> Grande
>>> Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
>>> chalkboard
>>> that
>>> said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she
>>> said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free Lattes and I
>>> walked
>>> out the door.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
>>> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
>>> said,
>>> "Where?"
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
>>> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
>>> him
>>> up
>>> every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
>>>
>>> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
>>> sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that
>>> stuff."
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
>>> got
>>> a
>>> call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
>>> told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>>> He
>>> responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
>>> quickly, I
>>> said, "Uh, Pacific."
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
>>> seat
>>> belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>>> discounted 10%.
>>>
>>> Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
>>> times
>>> 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
>>> lost
>>> luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>>> She
>>> smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
>>> and
>>> I
>>> was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
>>> to
>>> go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
>>> cut
>>> into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
>>> "Just
>>> cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
>>>
>>> Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL.....they VOTE!
>>> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
>>> gave
>>> her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back
>>> to
>>> her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became
>>> indignant
>>> and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and
>>> returned
>>> the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I
>>> departed
>>> the store with the $46.64. This actually happened in Austin at MoPac
>>> Boulevard
>>> and Parmer Lane.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
>>> Grande
>>> Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
>>> chalkboard
>>> that
>>> said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she
>>> said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free Lattes and I
>>> walked
>>> out the door.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
>>> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
>>> said,
>>> "Where?"
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
>>> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
>>> him
>>> up
>>> every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
>>>
>>> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
>>> sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that
>>> stuff."
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
>>> got
>>> a
>>> call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
>>> told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>>> He
>>> responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
>>> quickly, I
>>> said, "Uh, Pacific."
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
>>> seat
>>> belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>>> discounted 10%.
>>>
>>> Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
>>> times
>>> 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
>>> lost
>>> luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>>> She
>>> smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
>>> and
>>> I
>>> was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
>>> to
>>> go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
>>> cut
>>> into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
>>> "Just
>>> cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
>>>
>>> Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL.....they VOTE!