10 proofs that Women are smarter then men

[garyed40]

1. They keep their teddy bears

2. They know the stooges aren't funny

3. They know that leaning and squinting the eyes won't change the direction of a bowling ball

4. No woman has ever said "I meant to do that"

5. No one has ever been heard saying 'I wish I had listen to my dad"

6. Women can fold road maps

7. Women use Ice cream for medicinal purposes men use Beer

8. They know things going BOOM are not well written plot elements

9. Most would like to slap Paris Hilton senseless while men just want to look at her

10. They know how to get where they are going before starting down the road in the car



Gary

[Nooker]

So very true Gary.;)

[Ozzie]

Great ones Uncle G:D:D

Although #9....I'd be in that mob too...I just wonder if she's learnt her lesson??

[larry_h]

Great ones Uncle G:D:D

Although #9....I'd be in that mob too...I just wonder if she's learnt her leason??


Come now slappings not so nice now is it. All she did was forget to renew her drivers license up at the DMV. I'd do the same thing if I was a multimullionaire celebrity. Heck, have somebody else drive.

-Larry

[larry_h]

Ugh, am I really so stupid? I do almost all of those things all the time!!!!! Maybe I need to read more.

-Larry

[donoho]

haha...thanks Uncle G. Most of them are true...but I have to say...I have said "I meant to do that" before. hehe...

[Ronny]

Haha they are soo true uncle g!!! But i agree with #6 my brother lost his way and i knew where that road was hehe!!!

[charmedpaul]

hah thanx for sharing

[Vick]

YEAH....!!!!
GARY'S BACK!!!!!
Love these

[Iluna]

So true:p Thanks for sharing.

Els -xxx-

[samwitchp3]

Aww that was funny!

but I say "I meant to do that" all of the time. But I think that's because I'm such a clutz and a total goofball that I'm constantly dropping things or bumping into things.

xOx Sam

[Sanny]

He-he good one Gary! ;)
Thanks for sharing!

[natacat]

haha...thanks Uncle G. Most of them are true...but I have to say...I have said "I meant to do that" before. hehe...

so have I^^

[charmed*cabbage]

haha greatness! nice post :) cept number 4.. i say i meant to do that quite a bit! hehe apart from that i agree. thanks for sharing

[Mariah]

Haha, thanks a lot for sharing Gary !:D

[Zoee]

Paris was cited in September 06 for DUI, and was seen twice after that driving on a suspended licence. She had signed documents acknowledging that she her licence was suspended, hence the stint in jail.

You're right though - I would have somebody else drive if I had a squizillion dollars.

Come now slappings not so nice now is it. All she did was forget to renew her drivers license up at the DMV. I'd do the same thing if I was a multimullionaire celebrity. Heck, have somebody else drive.

-Larry

[klara]

hehe :D every thing is so true :D hehe
good one
thanks for sharing