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Ozzie
07-31-2007, 05:10 PM
As of becoming a vegetarian, Lyssie has given up on eating Momma Mia's famous meatballs!!!!!:eek::eek:

HERETIC!!!!!!

I believe an appropriate punishment should be handed down....like tie her down to her bed (or a post) and tickle her with a feather until she gives in and recants her vegie ways with regards to the sacred meatballs:D

Genesis 1:20 And on the first day God said "Let there be meatballs"....and Momma Mia appeared making meatballs....God saw this, and it was good:D

Amazing Meatballs

Amazing meat-balls, How sweet the taste
That saved a wretch like me
Though hunger struck with fury strong
Twas meatballs that sated me

:D

BiLlYbEnAsSi
07-31-2007, 05:37 PM
Ozzie, your post is obviously laced with fetish :eek: :rolleyes: :D :p ;)

Alfonso Navo
07-31-2007, 05:38 PM
Genesis 1:20 And on the first day God said "Let there be meatballs"....and Momma Mia appeared making meatballs....God saw this, and it was good:D




OMG i can't stop laughing LOL :D


ALF:D

Ozzie
07-31-2007, 05:40 PM
Ozzie, your post is obviously laced with fetish

I thought it was more mustard and sweet chili sauce:D:p:D

BiLlYbEnAsSi
07-31-2007, 05:46 PM
I thought it was more mustard and sweet chili sauce:D:p
Sounds delish!! ;) :D :p

raggs
07-31-2007, 05:47 PM
Look at it this way, Oz-Man, just more meatballs for Mom, Dad, and the bro. :D

Ozzie
07-31-2007, 05:51 PM
Look at it this way, Oz-Man, just more meatballs for Mom, Dad, and the bro. :D

Good point:D

Laurita
07-31-2007, 05:54 PM
I thought it was more mustard and sweet chili sauce:D:p:D

Yeah! I like it very much!!!:D

Lau.

donoho
07-31-2007, 06:56 PM
O Ozzie. haha. I was on the phone and I started cracking up and started freaking the other person out.

I agree. I like the tying-to-the-pole-and-ticlky-with-the-feather idea. I think we should set this plan in motion!:D :p ;) :D :D

Ozzie
07-31-2007, 07:31 PM
O Ozzie. haha. I was on the phone and I started cracking up and started freaking the other person out.

I agree. I like the tying-to-the-pole-and-ticlky-with-the-feather idea. I think we should set this plan in motion!:D :p ;) :D :D
Yes, we should...and not a moment too soon, I say!!

ana_s
08-01-2007, 04:23 AM
Great,now ur making me hungry & I eat minutes ago:eek: ;)

kmh big fan
08-01-2007, 06:35 AM
LOL this is making me laugh so much. My mummy is giving me weird looks now :p LOL

Ozzie
08-01-2007, 07:44 AM
At Lyssie's trial for heresy (sung like the trial verse out of "Bohemian Rhapsody"-Queen)

I see a little sillouhuette of a meatball
Gotta dish gotta dish, will you give me some ketchup
Meatballs, sauce and dumplings, very very fattening!!!
Mash potato, mash potato, mash potato, grated cheese and some mayo
Please let me go, Oh hell NO...No...no...no...no!!!
Im just a vegie girl from a good family
She's a good vegie girl from a fine family, spare her the pain of this meatball tragedy
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go??
"Swish" griller, we will not let you go
LET ME GO!!!..."swish" griller, we cannot let you go...LET ME GO!!!!
"Swish" griller, we will not let you go...LET ME GO!!!
Will not let you go....LET ME GO!!!!...cannot let you go....LET ME GO!!!...will not let you go,
OH LET ME GO...oh...go...go...go...go...go...go...GO!!!
Oh Momma Mia...Momma Mia, Momma Mia, let me go!!!
TheVegieBar, has a vegie side dish for me...for ME...FOR FREE!!!!!!

Well do you think that you make eat this and leave me to cry!!!!
Just try to stop me from eating my vegies, you might!!!
Well, Momma, you can try your best, Momma Mia...I gotta get out, gotta get right outa here!!!!

Nothing really matters, 'cept just what I eat
Nothing really matters....I'm just a "vegie" girl, you see!!!

:D:D

bingbangbaby
08-01-2007, 08:37 AM
Oh my gosh, you're a nut!! How'm I ever gonna listen to Bohemian Rhapsody again without thinking about meatballs??!! :p :p :D

Ozzie
08-01-2007, 08:43 AM
Oh my gosh, you're a nut!! How'm I ever gonna listen to Bohemian Rhapsody again without thinking about meatballs??!! :p :p :D

That's your problem....I wish you success:p:D

charmedpaul
08-01-2007, 12:57 PM
lmao lol haha thanx :D

Laurita
08-01-2007, 06:35 PM
Oh my gosh, you're a nut!! How'm I ever gonna listen to Bohemian Rhapsody again without thinking about meatballs??!!

lol:D

So about the Momma Mia´s meatballs we should to try it,no??? Maybe we all become a vegetarians too!!!!!:D
(Don´t get angry Momma Mia, I´m just kidding!!!:p )


Lau.

bingbangbaby
08-01-2007, 06:51 PM
That's your problem....I wish you success

Gee thanks. :p :D

That's really clever and funny, by the way. Do you think Freddie Mercury liked meatballs?

:eek: Never mind, don't answer that. :eek:

Ozzie
08-01-2007, 06:58 PM
Gee thanks. :p :D

That's really clever and funny, by the way. Do you think Freddie Mercury liked meatballs?

Never mind, don't answer that.
You're welcome:D

Thanks.....does Freddie like meatballs?? Well, if he weren't vegetarian he might've.

Bet you were expecting a different answer to that one:p:D

(just had to answer it, the question begged for one)

::Brit::
08-01-2007, 10:01 PM
hahahahaha..wow that had me laughing sooo hard! :D

Natty82
08-03-2007, 10:46 AM
OMG you guys are so funny :D
I'm laughing so hard my mom came to check on me and left my room saying something that sounded like "my daughter is mad"... Can't blame her though ;)

Ozzie
08-04-2007, 11:06 PM
And, as Lyssie was led away to her untimely fate, we hear the citizens of the USM (United States of Meatballs) break out in patriotic fervor singing their national anthem...

Star Studded Meatball

Oh say can you see all those meatballs for free
That we eagerly ate by the kitchen's bright white light
Momma Mia's deft hands as she craft such delights
And she cooks them with loving smile so brightly beaming
Loads of sauce in the pot, cheese and chips with the lot
Gave us comfort that she'd cook through the night and the day
Oh say do those meatballs yet rule o'er our cravings
When we hunger for our tea, and we want no veg' please.

:D:D

Paniquas
08-06-2007, 07:05 AM
Whahahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!! God stop it!!!!:D
very funny and well found guys

meatballs

momma mia makes that in heaven
you will -once you have taste us- never leave
this place like heaven called meatballheaven
And you will stay
oh yes you will
and you'll be singing

You’re my lover
undercover
You’re my secret passion and I have no other

You’re Delicious
So Capricious
If I find out you don’t want me I’ll be vicious

Say you'll eat me
and you’ll have me
In your mouth forever and I won’t forget it

Say you miss me
Come and eat me
Take me up and eat me and you won’t regret it

You are the one
You’re my number one
The only treasure I’ll ever have
You are the one
You’re my number one
Anything for you ’cause you’re the one I love

You are my lover
undercover
You’re my secret passion and I have no other

You’re a fire
and desire
When I eat you, oh you know, you take me higher

You’re addiction
my conviction
You’re my passion, my relief, my crucifiction
Never leave me
And believe me
i'll eat you till the end of times


Never leave me
And believe me
In my empty life you’ll be the only reason

You are the one
You’re my number one
The only treasure I’ll ever have
You are the one
You’re my number one
Anything for you ’cause you’re the one I love(x3)

Helena Paparizou ,my number one just a little different