Poor Linnies Limerick:):)

[Ozzie]

There once was a girl named Lin Shaye
Who could practically act nearly all day
But exhaustion took root, and ruined her shoot
To the rehab she went for a stay

:D:D

[Lin Shaye]

ooooooooooooo ozzzzzzzieeee!!! You are so bad, you are gooooooood!! I love it. Hope it's never true, but I love it!! I better stop at that 2nd glass of wine! more limericks, more limericks!! xo

[Ozzie]

:D:D

Lin Shaye, she had 2 glasses of wine
At that she thought she was fine
But after one more, she fell to the floor
Though at home it wasn't a crime

:D:D

[Pooh_bear]

There once was a guy named ozzie
Who had his own lil possy
One was called Vick, one was called Lin
And they all lived in a small lil housy :P

I know its bad :P

[Vick]

There once was a actress named Lin
Who sent I.S. participants a pin.
When they got them they beamed
Because of how cool they seemed
Oh how we're blessed she treats as kin.

[Vick]

There once was a gal named Pooh bear
Who one day had quite the scare
While driving to a stop
She got pulled over by a cop
And pleaded "but I was going nowhere"


If you live in the land down under
You might meet some friends and wonder
That Oz and Zo
Are the coolest ones you know
Their presence is as noisy as thunder.


Obviously I need to do this in the am when I've had my morning cup of hot cocoa:D:p

[Pooh_bear]

hehe that is awesome! Your the best Vick

[Vick]

Thanks pooh:D


There once was a mod named Mander
Who liked when Rye'd take a gander
At her thighs and her eyes
She knew he was wise
But most of all she just loved his candor:)

[Ozzie]

These people they're trying to rhyme
The pen of an Ozzie they mime
But alas and alack he is taken aback
Cos' the words nil iambic do time.

OR

Limericks are not so much poems
As rhymes that tickle your bones
Try as hard as they please, it's never with ease
To get words that rhyme with the tones

OR

Vick n Pooh, they write like the pro's
When penning a line or two of prose
The ink never dries, on the paper it flies
With words such as these, that and those

:D:D:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

OMG!! :eek: :rolleyes: :D :p
I guess this thread is the direct result of too much 'shine? ;)

[Nooker]

Bill said we've all had some shine
We drank shine that was not mine
Vick & Pooh were silly
Oz was turning into Billy
All because the shine was not really mine

:D

[Ozzie]

OMG!! :eek: :rolleyes: :D :p
I guess this thread is the direct result of too much 'shine? ;)
As a group we quoff the evil liquor
Behind the back of the vicar
What he never sees, that suits us fine please
And we'll drink it a damn side quicker

[Ozzie]

The shine it belonged to our Grams
Who was preoccupied chasing some hams
When she found it was missing a curse she doth hissing
The Ol' blunderbuss went off bam...bam...bams

:D:D:D

[Nooker]

Ozzie says he's from down under
But really he's a man from plunder
He sets sail in the seas
And takes all he sees
So says the man from the land of plunder

[Ozzie]

That's Nooker from the land "Up Over"
With no dogs or cats named Grover
But wouldn't it be nice if on a sage's advice
She named her next fur kid Rover

:D:D:D:p

[Ozzie]

Linny Shaye, upon her appraisal
Came to declare we're all going crazellllllllll
Though completely bonkers, not one of us is stonkers
But some of us sound a little nasal

:p:D:p:D

[Vick]

Good one!!!Bill said we've all had some shine
We drank shine that was not mine
Vick & Pooh were silly
Oz was turning into Billy
All because the shine was not really mine

Another good one!!!
The shine it belonged to our:D Grams
Who was preoccupied chasing some hams
When she found it was missing a curse she doth hissing
The Ol' blunderbuss went off bam...bam...bams
Even another good one!!!

That's Nooker from the land "Up Over"
With no dogs or cats named Grover
But wouldn't it be nice if on a sage's advice
She named her next fur kid Rover


Oh that Nooker and Oz are so witty
They can haul off and write a lil' ditty
You see they rhyme to the beat
And can still tap their 2 feet
That's why mine is considered so sh_ _ y:D

[Ozzie]

With practice and some more writing
Vick's limericks will get more exciting
The rythme and rhyme will come to her in time
There'll be no more struggle and fighting

:D:D

[kmh big fan]

lol. You guys are really good at the ole limericks. You are really good at thinking of them on the spot.

[Pooh_bear]

hehe i have the good'ol shine:D

[Nooker]

Poor Vick is lamenting her skill
She wishes her rhymes would kill
Her ditties are great
They are among those as first rate
No longer lamenting her skill

Pooh loves having the shine
Does not care if she ever dines
A hangover grabs her
But she does not care
Just give her plenty more shine.


kmh big fan loves these little ditties
She thinks we are all quite witty
Little does she know
That it is all a magic show
That our ditties are not witty we know.

[Pooh_bear]

Pooh loves having the shine
Does not care if she ever dines
A hangover grabs her
But she does not care
Just give her plenty more shine.



Yup Yup that me hahaha i love my good'ol pepsi..id go without food:p (pepsi is my shine:p)

[Vick]

Ode to Master Po (Feles)

So our great leader (a cat) is Feles
She claims to have no achilles
She is wise beyond years
(but can still bore us to tears)
Can she be bought by giving her freebies?

I think not... this Wise One Po
Who always seems in the know
With words we don't get
Like malversation,caucophony and mnemonic
We still follow wherever she goes.

I'm but a grasshopper in the fields of her life
And try to cause her no strife
But each day is a crapshoot
When you ban, delete and boot
This grasshopperr may just get the knife.

But alas our lives are but one
We try to make it better for some
Wth all of our might
We try to please and delight
Maybe Po will keep me around for the fun.

[Zoee]

This thread is amazing :D WOW!!! You are all so funny, which is just what I needed to see. A good laugh after a hard night of dancing till (almost) dawn!!! Z is tired, but happy!! Perhaps I'll participate a little later after a nap!

There once was a gal named Pooh bear
Who one day had quite the scare
While driving to a stop
She got pulled over by a cop
And pleaded "but I was going nowhere"


If you live in the land down under
You might meet some friends and wonder
That Oz and Zo
Are the coolest ones you know
Their presence is as noisy as thunder.


Obviously I need to do this in the am when I've had my morning cup of hot cocoa:D:p

[Vick]

This thread is amazing :D WOW!!! You are all so funny, which is just what I needed to see. A good laugh after a hard night of dancing till (almost) dawn!!! Z is tired, but happy!! Perhaps I'll participate a little later after a nap!
So our Z needs to take a rest
Cuz right now she's not at her best
After a date with her beau
You just have to know
She's tired and weak kneed but blessed.

[bingbangbaby]

As someone who is quite new here
I wonder what of your sheer jeer
but you all seem to adore
one another for more
Than any 'shine, wine, or near beer.


I first came here for my own ends
but now I wish you were my friends
you all seem so fun
throwing a pun
Can hardly wait 'til it happens. :)

[Ozzie]

A friend you already are
To think not is totally bizzare
Of course we're your mates, so put on your skates
And grab that 6 string guitar

:D:D:D:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Oh mon dieu! :eek: :D
You guys CRACK me up ;)
I wish I were creative enough to write stuff...I am more of an image person...:p ;)

[Ozzie]

Poor Billy, he thinks only "image"
The words he writes are all mixed as a "scrimage"
But he'll try anyhow, to pen limericks here and now
Though his mind is all in a "swimmage"

:D:D

[Iluna]

Wow you guys are sooooo good!!:D
I don't know how you do it but those limericks are fabulous!!

Els -xxx-

[Ozzie]

The madding crowd, they're getting better
Penning those limericks by line and letter
Keep writing guys, and please don't disguise
Your works for the 'puter's type-setter


OR

There once was a lady from Nanango
Who tripped the bright light fandango
Whilst dancing one day her heels came away
And now she can't even do the tango

:D:D

[Ozzie]

Iluna, was once right on track
To read Dr Spooner's book front cover to back
But got her words in a mix, with never a fix
So she buffed the stook crown a dack...ere, I mean stuffed the book down a crack!!!

:D:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Poor Billy, he thinks only "image"
The words he writes are all mixed as a "scrimage"
But he'll try anyhow, to pen limericks here and now
Though his mind is all in a "swimmage"
Ozzie, lay off the bong :eek: :D :p ;) :rolleyes:

[Ozzie]

Once told to lay of the bong
Ol' Ozzie did throw his old thong
Hit Billy in the head, and knocked him half for dead
Now he's watching Cheech and Chong

:D:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Once told to lay of the bong
Ol' Ozzie did throw his old thong
Hit Billy in the head, and knocked him half for dead
Now he's watching Cheech and Chong
:eek:
You wouldn't throw your thong at me in front of Linny :rolleyes: :D :cool: ;)

[Nooker]

Lin Shaye is a friend to all
On her board we are having a ball
She asked us to write
Now we're creating out of sight
Thanks to Lin who is a friend to all.

[Ozzie]

You wouldn't throw your thong at me in front of Linny

Not the thong you're thinking of:p:D

You'd know them as slaps...."japanese" riding boots:p:D

[Mander]

Oh Feles the cat
She's like the Cat in the Hat.
Whacky, crazy, and fun.
Is it any wonder?
Mander sent her mind asunder,
While dodging her baseball bat.


:D

[Ozzie]

There once was a mod named Mander
To Feles, she got on her gander
Who came down on thee from up above you see
Too quickly she learned how to pander

:D:D

[Ozzie]

Poor ol' Oz his are blood red
For he hasn't gone off to his bed
But off he must go to Nodland...ho, ho, ho
On a pillow to lay down his head

:D:D:D

[bingbangbaby]

So I wonder while Ozzie sleeps
What through his mind possibly creeps
Limerick must fill his dreams
So it certainly seems
Because he writes heaps he keeps

I'm sure I'll pay when he wakes
For those last couple of quakes
His wit will return here
After his morning beer
And whatever he dishes I takes

:D :D

[Vick]

So I wonder while Ozzie sleeps
What through his mind possibly creeps
Limerick must fill his dreams
So it certainly seems
Because he writes heaps he keeps

I'm sure I'll pay when he wakes
For those last couple of quakes
His wit will return here
After his morning beer
And whatever he dishes I takes

Oh I can't wait for Oz to read that:D
Bingbang will likely go splat
With a mighty swing here
Of his bucket of beer
Bingbang will become another Oz stat.;)

[bingbangbaby]

Oh I can't wait for Oz to read that:D
Bingbang will likely go splat
With a mighty swing here
Of his bucket of beer
Bingbang will become another Oz stat.;)
Hey I don't think I'd go that far
I can hold my own in a good spar
A challenge it's not
Smiles, it's a lot
And to Oz I say hardy-har-har :p :D

[kmh big fan]

kmh big fan loves these little ditties
She thinks we are all quite witty
Little does she know
That it is all a magic show
That our ditties are not witty we know.

LOL well I have never had a limerick written about me. Thanks Reesa :p :D
I will have to get my Limerick hat on and start thinking. :p

(OT: lol as I am writing this on the news they keep on saying Limerick, but they are talking about the county limerick, but every time I hear it I keep looking up at the tv... sorry random but strange.)

[Ozzie]

Now Oz is finally awake
Those limericks do cause him to shake
Cos he hardly drinks beer and he'll get you no fear
The ground underneath you will quake

AND

Geology's his noble profession
He'll create an earthquake session
You better run dear, for your life I fear
Cos' you won't get another concession

[Nooker]

LOL well I have never had a limerick written about me. Thanks Reesa :p :D
I will have to get my Limerick hat on and start thinking. :p

(OT: lol as I am writing this on the news they keep on saying Limerick, but they are talking about the county limerick, but every time I hear it I keep looking up at the tv... sorry random but strange.)


You're very welcome.

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Now Oz is finally awake
Those limericks do cause him to shake
Cos he hardly drinks beer and he'll get you no fear
The ground underneath you will quake
LMAO!!!! :D :D :p

[Ozzie]

Bingbang' you are such a dear
But a spar you'll not win I fear
At 110 K's much more heavy I weighs
And my fighting ability is clear

:D:D:D

[Iluna]

Iluna, was once right on track
To read Dr Spooner's book front cover to back
But got her words in a mix, with never a fix
So she buffed the stook crown a dack...ere, I mean stuffed the book down a crack!!!

:D:D

I love it!! I feel honoured to be in a limerick:D
Althought i would never buff a stook crown a dack:p

Els -xxx-

[Iluna]

I never thought i would do this but i tried to make a limerick myself:p Don't know if i used the word odd correctly.

You all can rhyme like the best
So i'm glad it's not a contest
I'll give it a shot, it isn't that odd
But it isn't as good as the rest

I know it isn't that good, i mean i can't even make a good limerick in Dutch:p

Els -xxx-

[Nooker]

I never thought i would do this but i tried to make a limerick myself:p Don't know if i used the word odd correctly.

You all can rhyme like the best
So i'm glad it's not a contest
I'll give it a shot, it isn't that odd
But it isn't as good as the rest

I know it isn't that good, i mean i can't even make a good limerick in Dutch:p

Els -xxx-


It's fine Els. Don't worry.

[Vick]

Oh Els, your limerick is really great
We all do this knowing our fate.
Our rhymes sometimes work
Then again some go biserk
So come play along til it's real late.

[Ozzie]

"To boldly go, where no one has gone before"
Splitting infinitives is really a bore
But Star Trek is great, it's really 1st rate
So watch it to see what's in store.

:D:D:D

[Nooker]

Ozzie is in outerspace
Looking for that unknown place.
He gazes upstairs
At a sky full of air
Only to see the man in the moon's face

[Ozzie]

Oh Nooker my vision's set far
I look way out beyond each star
To galaxies and gas of gigantic mass
And nebulae that contain lots of "pah"

:D:D:D

(pah= polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons)

:D:D

[Vick]

(pah= polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons)

:D:D
Good thing you explained that one



It seems like Oz rhymes without care
Cuz he tends to pull from thin air
His interests are vast
But his rhynes just can't last
Like when Neil Diamond said "Not even a chair":D

[Feles]

On Lin's board is a moderator - Vick
Who immortalized Master Po in a limerick
Vick fears the loss of her spot
As a moderating boss
Although she's great as grasshoppers go.
Alas and alack Master Po has a tack
of never letting grasshoppers leave.
Master Po keeps tight rein
So Vick's escape plans are in vain
Or at best a lot of stuff up her sleeve.
Vick will find in The Po no yield
Much like a bug stuck on a windshield.

[Mander]

Po thinks Vick is all hers
Truth is she's my little blur
She hops over here,
She runs over there,
For Mander that Grasshopper goes anywhere!

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Ozzie!! LOL!! :D
You're just a great big ball of limericks, aren't you? :eek: :D :p ;)

[Iluna]

Thank you guys for your support
It's so much more then just a word
I'll give it a try, i don't know why
But i just hope you won't get bored

[Zoee]

Keep on bringing these limericks on ;) I'm in the middle of hardcore studying so I'm afraid I'm only a reader right now :( So cheer me up with your lovely rhymes!

[Ozzie]

My limericks' like the Holy Trinity
They'll last from here to infinity
I have such a store and really what's more
They're blessed by abundant divinity

Our bold leader she tries out a rhyme
Thought it was only a matter of time
That to here she would post, to give us a roast
But what she doth wrote was a crime

Poor Vick she doth toss to and fro
From Mander to Po don't you know
But one day they'll quake, from words she bespake
That'll land on their ears with a blow

Iluna did give it a try
But the rhyme didn't work, you know why
The words that you use, be careful to choose
Just try not to write on the fly

Oh Zoee we want to hear prose
From the tip of you pen it doth flows
So we do it instead to calm your sweet head
And stop study from getting up your nose

:D:D:D

[Nooker]

Ozzie he doth rhyme
He does it all of the time
While some of his words
are as long as this board
Ozzie is the bard of rhyme

Poor Zoee must study much now
So much so she's hiding under a towel
Her brain is overflowing
But her face is glowing
For soon she'll have her beau in tow.

Master PO & Mander want Vick
But Vick wants to leave like St. Nick
They push & pull
Leaving Vick on a stool
Both hunting for a stick to whip on Vick

[Iluna]

Iluna did give it a try
But the rhyme didn't work, you know why
The words that you use, be careful to choose
Just try not to write on the fly


I know i can't rhyme like you
For me this is something new
So don't get upset, but never forget
That this is just my debut

[Ozzie]

I know i can't rhyme like you
For me this is something new
So don't get upset, but never forget
That this is just my debut

That is really good....you did it!!!:D

[bingbangbaby]

I know i can't rhyme like you
For me this is something new
So don't get upset, but never forget
That this is just my debut
:D You go girl! That's really good! And you did it in English...so now you can ask Ozzie to see his Dutch limerick :eek: ;) :D

[Ozzie]

:D You go girl! That's really good! And you did it in English...so now you can ask Ozzie to see his Dutch limerick :eek: ;) :D

Not very likely, since I don't know any Dutch:D

[Vick]

You all can rhyme like the best
So i'm glad it's not a contest
I'll give it a shot, it isn't that odd
But it isn't as good as the rest
Iluna your rhymes are just fine
Even the Oz can't always align
Take a word, sound it out
Jot it down, walk about
And let us and LIn see it shine!!!

[Ozzie]

Brain's in 2nd gear this morning, so I'll leave the limericks for later:D

[Vick]

Master Po (Feles) and Master Kan (Mander) claim to know Vick
Truth is they don't know what makes her tick
She is wile and smart
With a great big heart
So grasshopper must rethink her tactic.

For the Po and Kan are at odds
And although quite extraordinary mods
They must re-group
For Celebrity Loop
Or they'll begin to think they are Gods.

This grasshopper can put on a show
To unite the Kan and the Po
We will serve Raggsy's shine
Till they swing on a vine
They'll forget which had the bigger ego.

And life will go back as it were
To a time when there was no stir
Po and Kan will play nice
They'll ask grasshopper for advice
And we'll all live happily ever after.

[Vick]

Oz you deserve a good rest
Your prose is always the best
It is clever and so fun
To read what you've done
Each day we are all put to the test

And that Nooker is not far behind
Her words are gentle and kind
She supprts the new guys
But that's no surprise
She 's Momma and that's how she's defined.

[Pooh_bear]

Your too funny Vickie

[Iluna]

Thank you guys!!:D You're too kind!
And Ozzie, i'm waiting on your Dutch limerick:p;)

Els -xxx-

[Iluna]

I don't write Limericks that much
But i always give them my own touch
And now i'm waiting, without hesitating
On Ozzie's Limerick in Dutch

My own touch = all the mistakes i make and the easy words i use:p

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

LOL!!! This thread always gives me a chuckle!! :D:D Especially the "Limerick battles".
Els, WOW!! You blew my sox right off, and blew Ozzie out of the water :eek: :p :p

[Ozzie]

There once was a girl who was Dutch
Who thought Amsterdam was just a bit much
But living in The Hague, she was always a bit vague
About writing limericks and such

:D:D (There you go, a "Dutch" limerick) :D:D

On the water I'm sure and steady
My battlements are all at the ready
Against passing shots and assassination plots
My limericks have always been heady

:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

There once was a girl who was Dutch
Who thought Amsterdam was just a bit much
But living in The Hague, she was always a bit vague
About writing limericks and such

(There you go, a "Dutch" limerick)

On the water I'm sure and steady
My battlements are all at the ready
Against passing shots and assassination plots
My limericks have always been heady

:D :D :p :D :D

[Iluna]

There once was a girl who was Dutch
Who thought Amsterdam was just a bit much
But living in The Hague, she was always a bit vague
About writing limericks and such


I'm actually not Dutch, i'm Flemish, i live in Belgium:D but i speak Dutch:p

Oz ne parles pas néerlandais
Il parle toujours l'anglais
Ce n'est pas un problème, mais j'aime
Qu'il essaie rimer en français

My French is really bad, even worse then my English:p

Translation:
Oz doesn't speak Dutch
He always speaks English
It's not a problem, but i like
If he would try to rhyme in French

So instead of making a Limerick in Dutch you may make one in French;)

Els -xxx-

[Iluna]

Els, WOW!! You blew my sox right off, and blew Ozzie out of the water :eek: :p :p

Thanks Bill:D

[bingbangbaby]

I'm actually not Dutch, i'm Flemish, i live in Belgium:D but i speak Dutch:p

Oz ne parles pas néerlandais
Il parle toujours l'anglais
Ce n'est pas un problème, mais j'aime
Qu'il essaie rimer en français

My French is really bad, even worse then my English

Translation:
Oz doesn't speak Dutch
He always speaks English
It's not a problem, but i like
If he would try to rhyme in French

So instead of making a Limerick in Dutch you may make one in French

Els -xxx-
Wow, that's impressive, Iluna. I speak some Spanish, but I could never even begin to write poetry in Spanish. Limericks in two languages! You're cool! :cool: :D

[Ozzie]

I'm actually not Dutch, i'm Flemish, i live in Belgium:D but i speak Dutch:p

Oz ne parles pas néerlandais
Il parle toujours l'anglais
Ce n'est pas un problème, mais j'aime
Qu'il essaie rimer en français

My French is really bad, even worse then my English:p

Translation:
Oz doesn't speak Dutch
He always speaks English
It's not a problem, but i like
If he would try to rhyme in French

So instead of making a Limerick in Dutch you may make one in French;)

Els -xxx-
I know where you're from... I do remember that.

Well, it's 25 years since I last did any French (at school), here goes nothing...

If I said to Alyssa j'adore
She'd knock me right down to the floor
I'd say hey hey hey...mon dieu, ce que c'est
Then she'd point me the way to the door

:D

[Vick]

Seems we've forgotton to mention Ryebeach
A class act of a man meant to teach
You can always confide
He'll stand by you with pride
But Mander 'd prefer side by each:D;):p

Let's not forget Raggster and her "shine"
She's the keeper of this says her sign
No one will argue
What this "shine" can eat through
Raggs just smiles and says, "it's all mine".

[Ozzie]

Iluna her tongue's native Flemish
Writes limericks without any blemish
She caught a cold one day, and I must definitely say
Her throat sounds awfully phlegmish

:D:D:D

[bingbangbaby]

Iluna her tongue's native Flemish
Writes limericks without any blemish
She caught a cold one day, and I must definitely say
Her throat sounds awfully phlegmish
ahhhh!!....:eek: :eek: Yuck!! That's pretty darn funny though, I have to say :D

[Iluna]

Wow, that's impressive, Iluna. I speak some Spanish, but I could never even begin to write poetry in Spanish. Limericks in two languages! You're cool! :cool: :D

Thanks:D I have to say that will be my only Limerick in French:p But maybe i'll make one in Dutch.

[Iluna]

I know where you're from... I do remember that.

Well, it's 25 years since I last did any French (at school), here goes nothing...

If I said to Alyssa j'adore
She'd knock me right down to the floor
I'd say hey hey hey...mon dieu, ce que c'est
Then she'd point me the way to the door

:D

J'adore ton Limerick;)

[Iluna]

Iluna her tongue's native Flemish
Writes limericks without any blemish
She caught a cold one day, and I must definitely say
Her throat sounds awfully phlegmish

:D:D:D

Don't know if i like this one:p

I have to admit Oz is just blessed
By his Limericks i'm always impressed
I ain't that wise, but i can be nice
And i have to say he's the best

[Ozzie]

At English I was always the ace
98% or more's not a disgrace
But grade 10 wasn't best, cos' the teacher was a pest
And I hated the look of her face

:eek::D:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Well, it's 25 years since I last did any French (at school), here goes nothing...
Oz is over 25? :eek: :p :p :D ;)

[Ozzie]

There was a girl group called taTu
Who at one point were right in the poo
Accused of the crime that their words didn't rhyme
Though it turned out being not that quite true

:D:D

[Ozzie]

Oz is over 25? :eek: :p :D ;)

...and by a considerable margin!!!:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

There was a girl group called taTu
Who at one point were right in the poo
Accused of the crime that their words didn't rhyme
Though it turned out being not that quite true

:D:D


Not bad ;):p:D

[Ozzie]

(Inspired by The Hunt for Red October)

Marco Ramius was a captain of note
A real commander of his boat
The Soviets were aghast, when he gave them a blast
In that letter his defection, he wrote.

:D:D

[Lin Shaye]

Well I guess that I've been away
I really don't know what to say
the words are insane
nothing is plain
this is a board that is blessed!!!

[Lin Shaye]

There once was an actress named me
there are times when I hardly see
you show me the way
life is new each day
and this board is about all of WE!!

[Vick]

There once was an actress named me
there are times when I hardly see
you show me the way
life is new each day
and this board is about all of WE!!go linny go:D linny

[Ozzie]

Oh Linny she wrote down by jot
Two limericks to fill out the plot
That girl she can act, with talent jam packed
Now we're putting her right on the spot

:D:D:D

[Iluna]

Fab limericks Lin:D

[BiLlYbEnAsSi]

Linnyyyyyyyyyyyy, theyyyyyyyyyyy areeeeeeee greattttttttttttttttt!!! :D:D:p

[Zoee]

I say we sing this as a song at our Christmas Party? Anyone know how to play piano/guitar? We need to boogie down to this one.. it rocks, Miss Lin ;)

There once was an actress named me
there are times when I hardly see
you show me the way
life is new each day
and this board is about all of WE!!

[Zoee]

So sorry I've been away
A headache I've had all day
As well as that
There's exams to be sat
Poor Zoee will be properly back someday!!

Hello my best friends and online relatives ;) I'm sick again, the joys of changing seasons.Just a slight sore throat and a desire for lots of sleep. I'm back at school today though, and I found a way to bypass the site being blocked on my school computers. Aren't I smart :p HAHA.
I'll pop back in tomorrow and post like crazy to get myself back up to speed ;)

Love Z

[Lin Shaye]

oh zoeee feeeel betttter my dear
you know you are so loved right here
your sweet little throat
needs sugar to coat
and singing your sweet song is near.

[Lin Shaye]

and Billlllllyyyyyy you tickle my laugh
you're always upon the right path
you inspire my thinking
even if drinking
cheers to you now it's time for a bath! xo

[Nooker]

I awoke this morning & it was a gift
That it put my spirits into an upward lift
Later today I'll go to bed
And find a pillow to place my head
I hope I get another wake up gift

[Zoee]

Lovely limerick, Reecie :) I love and admire your strength and positive attitude. It's one of the best parts about knowing you!! :D

I awoke this morning & it was a gift
That it put my spirits into an upward lift
Later today I'll go to bed
And find a pillow to place my head
I hope I get another wake up gift

[Nooker]

Lovely limerick, Reecie :) I love and admire your strength and positive attitude. It's one of the best parts about knowing you!! :D


Thank you Vegemite.:o

[Zoee]

You're most welcome ;)

Thank you Vegemite.:o

[Lin Shaye]

well I must say I'm so proud of we
each thought is filled up with glee
we bounce everywhere
without a care
but each thought is filled with.....lots of great ideas that make me think about a lot of stuff that I haven't maybe thought about in a long time and notice the great imaginations you all have!!!
SO THERE!!!

[Nooker]

Linny loves our little diddies
She says they make her giddy
We do what we can
Without a thought or a plan
Just to make our little diddies giddy.

[Vick]

Lin,
I believe you should attend the Nooker and Oz School of Rhyming Limericks as I think you failed the class test on how to make line 5 work properly.
Well I must say I'm so proud of we
each thought is filled up with glee
we bounce everywhere
without a care
but each thought is filled with.....lots of great ideas that make me think about a lot of stuff that I haven't maybe thought about in a long time and notice the great imaginations you all have!!!
SO THERE!!! And Nooker...
You go to te head of the class.
Those were both great.
I'm waiting for one about your fur babies:p

[Nooker]

Had not thought about one with them. Give me a day or two to think up something.

[Nooker]

Vickizzle wants a limerick about my pets.
So this is what she's going to get.
Cats and Dogs are my best friends.
They will stay that way until the end.
I hope Vickizzle enjoys what she gets.


Bear, Dakota, Dixie, Dusty
These are my dogs who are very trustworthy.
They love to give out kisses
Their kisses hardly ever misses
Such is the life of Bear, Dakota, Dixie and Dusty.


From Fluffer to Chewy my cats abound
Throughout the house they are always around.
They sleep in the windows, chairs and beds.
There is always a place for their heavy heads.
They maybe many but make not a sound.


Sorry if not too good. I was half asleep when I typed these

[Vick]

Vickizzle loved Nooker's limericks
She's shared with us poems and pics
The next thing you know
Is to have Nooker video
All of them in bed doing tricks:p;):D

[Nooker]

Vickizzle loved my pet limericks
And also the fur babies pics
But what she wants most
Not on any coast
Is a video of any type bed tricks. :D

[Vick]

"Bed Tricks" might be taboo;)
For one filled with so much virtue
Some may want to blush
Or at least keep it hush hush
I say film only your fur baby crew

[Nooker]

Vick wants a film of the fur baby crew
That is something I think I could do.
Getting them to work with the film maker
Is not as easy as becoming a baker
But we will see what we can do.

[Ozzie]

Now that Ozzie's back online
Linnie will get to see rhyme
And as everyone knows, poor Oz's prose
Go from ridiculous to sublime

:D:D

[Lin Shaye]

ok ok ok
its finally an unbusy day
to visit again
My name it is Lin
in case you forgot while I was away!

Love to all of you!!
thats worth a limerick or two
I haven't forgotten
Just busy and trotin'
up, down, back and forth all day!

xoxox! Linnnnnnnnny

[Vick]

ok ok ok
its finally an unbusy day
to visit again
My name it is Lin
in case you forgot while I was away!

Love to all of you!!
thats worth a limerick or two
I haven't forgotten
Just busy and trotin'
up, down, back and forth all day!

xoxox! LinnnnnnnnnyOh how could we forget such a dame
Who is kind to us despite worldly fame
Your limerick is fine
Go to the head of the line
Glad your day was such that you came:D

[Lin Shaye]

I'm still full of turkey today
I barly can move far away
my tummy is full
and that is no bull
burp burp is all I can say!

[Ozzie]

Ol' Oz he sees Linnie's dis-ease
Gives her pack of calming "quick-ease"
To stop her from burping and constantly chirping
Her stomach is finally appeased

:D:D

[Lin Shaye]

OH OZZZIE YOU ARE THE ONE
WHO ANSWERED MY TUMMY'S FUN!
IT'S ALL IN THE PAST
I WISH TURKEY WOULD LAST
NOW I NEED TO GO OUT FOR A RUN!

[Ozzie]

Ol' Ozzie went a little bit "berserkie"
Genetically engineered Linnie a turkey
Now her gobbler fixation has a final cesation
She can go on to eating beef jerky

:p:D:D

[Vick]

Is beef jerky Lin's cup of tea?
or does she like the fish of the sea...
I'm betting on the latter
but not with the batter
So long there's a side of Kiwi:D

[Ozzie]

A kiwi is not very tasty
Eating one would be a bit hasty
Though none can fly, they all moved to Bondi
Now suntanned, they're not so pasty.

:D:D:D

[Vick]

A kiwi is not very tasty
Eating one would be a bit hasty
Though none can fly, they all moved to Bondi
Now suntanned, they're not so pasty.

:D
But I like the taste of Kiwi fruit.
It is one that does not make me toot:p:D
It is furry and green
And the insides are keen
Don''t you think Lin would like it too?

[Ozzie]

But I like the taste of Kiwi fruit.
It is one that does not make me toot:p:D
It is furry and green
And the insides are keen
Don''t you think Lin would like it too?

Chinese Gooseberries are quite nice
They're certainly sugar and spice
But others, I may remind, are of the feathered kind
And you wouldn't look at them twice

:D:D

[Lin Shaye]

it seems food's on everyone's mind
what color what taste and what kind
I love it all, whether round short or tall
There! I think I found the right words that rhymed!

xox

[Ozzie]

To thoughts culinary our minds do wander
Ingredients and methods our eyes to ponder
Whether ginger or mustard, even egg powder custard
Of those delights our hearts grow fonder.

:D:D:D

[Lin Shaye]

my cooking is cute as can be
it's almost as cute as me!!
eating if fun but I've got to run
it's time for cookies and tea!

[Nooker]

Lin says her food is cute
Just as she is a beaut.
She rarely gets mad
Nor does she say she's sad.
Lin just gives the problem the boot.

[Lin Shaye]

Days are too short to be sad
and nights too long if your mad
so each day is new with new things to do
and soon dreams come and joyous is true.

[Nooker]

Lin has a son named Lee
Whom she used to bounce on her knee.
Lee is now a college man
And still his mom's best fan.
No more bouncing on Lin's knee for Lee.

[Ozzie]

To bounce on Linnie's knee would be grouse
But you can't be as big as a house
Poor Lee is too big, her leg'd snap like a twig
Cos' Linnie's as small as a mouse

:D:D:D

[Nooker]

Ozzie says Lee would break Lin's leg
Which is as small as a peg
Lin would be safe and sound
And would laugh all around
As Ozzie would break Lin's leg

[Lin Shaye]

these gams of mine can hold
me plus any old load
a cute one like Lee
couldn't crack my cute knee
or anyone else I am told!

[Nooker]

Lin says her legs are strong
That nothing will make them go wrong
She can hold anything
Including her son or a bling bling
Lin's legs can even kick a gong

[Ozzie]

Lin's legs are shapely and nice
They're made of sugar and spice
But as for being strong, I maybe wrong
Too much bouncing exacts a dear price

:D:D

[Lin Shaye]

my legs seem to summon a nod
But I do have the rest of my bod!
I try and stay fit
except if I'm "lit,"
and then I'm down for the count like our mods!! (just kidding!!! but it rhymed...except for the Veggimite who we know doesn "waaaaay to many vegetables!!!)

[Vick]

my legs seem to summon a nod
But I do have the rest of my bod!
I try and stay fit
except if I'm "lit,"
and then I'm down for the count like our mods!! (just kidding!!! but it rhymed...except for the Veggimite who we know doesn "waaaaay to many vegetables!!!)So Lin thinks us mods are a hoot.
and with her "fit" legs she might give us the boot.
But she should leave out our "Z"
Cuz she's as sweet as can be...
The rest live in the land of ill repute!

[Lin Shaye]

Vegemites can be something too
I'll bet they command quite a view
when home all alone
with Marty on the phone
out toes might curl to hear them snuggles and coo!!!! (Right zoeeeeeeeee????)

[Zoee]

Ahh, deary me ;) That made me laugh! Ok, let me try one.

Now Lin's back from Sundance,
I'm sure it's nothing like France
We bet she did a little a prance
whilst promoting her movie
and getting oh so groovy
with her favourite co-stars from the past ;)

Lol, it's terrible, but I'll be here until Friday folks!!

Vegemites can be something too
I'll bet they command quite a view
when home all alone
with Marty on the phone
out toes might curl to hear them snuggles and coo!!!! (Right zoeeeeeeeee????)

[Ozzie]

Linnie's film was a treat at Sundance
But it would've done better in France
Though while it was glam, it wasn't quite Cannes
Nevertheless she did a little dance

:D:D:D

[Ozzie]

There was a young man who studied rheology
Then he changed his course to study theology
Got married, had kids, and that's no apology
But now his got something to do with genealogy

:D:D:D:D