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garyed40
03-07-2008, 01:11 PM
1. Bought 50 inch plasma screen TV in HighDef (Tried to get 100 inch but told some nonsense that it wouldn't fit in the house)
2. Installed 30 foot neon sign reading 'QUIET' just to be sure.
3. Installed direct line to cable company bypassing any substations.
4. Installed three satellite dishes (I'm not taking any chances)
5. Sent neighbors on all sides of house on Paid vacations (i want Quiet)
6. Ordered 50 boxes of Wings and 15 large pizzas
7. Ordered 3 cases of potato chips
8. Three kegs of beer (Just me watching on the 15th won't need more)
9. Hired private security to make sure neighborhood stays quiet
10. Bought 6 DVD recorders (Not going to miss this one)
scismondo
03-07-2008, 01:14 PM
You forgot to:
Throw your phone through the window,
Put steel flaps on your windows and doors,
Eat the key.Seb.
P3Linz
03-08-2008, 06:41 AM
1. Bought 50 inch plasma screen TV in HighDef (Tried to get 100 inch but told some nonsense that it wouldn't fit in the house)
2. Installed 30 foot neon sign reading 'QUIET' just to be sure.
3. Installed direct line to cable company bypassing any substations.
4. Installed three satellite dishes (I'm not taking any chances)
5. Sent neighbors on all sides of house on Paid vacations (i want Quiet)
6. Ordered 50 boxes of Wings and 15 large pizzas
7. Ordered 3 cases of potato chips
8. Three kegs of beer (Just me watching on the 15th won't need more)
9. Hired private security to make sure neighborhood stays quiet
10. Bought 6 DVD recorders (Not going to miss this one)
So were taking it your prepared Uncle G!! lol
:D :D :D :D :D
Triga
03-08-2008, 01:46 PM
you forgot :
*Security Cam's and a extremely expensive security system ..just to feel safe while watching it
*make sure you dont have pets in the area
*a robot for the drinks and snacks
*building a high fence ...so you wont hear any car
*have a toilet near your chair .....so you dont have to walk to it
*sent your wife/girlfriend to hawai or europe .......so she doesnt have to stand in front of the tv
* hire a cheap butler so you dont have to walk to the door for the Pizza
scismondo
03-08-2008, 04:00 PM
... You may also want to give Rambo a call, have the Terminator at your door (he's back!!) and get the Enterprise into orbit... Just in case.
Laurita
03-09-2008, 04:40 PM
Woow! Uncle G! You are definitely ready!!!:D :p
So Iīm so jelaous because I canīt prepare melike you... because I wonīt have the chance to see Wisegal....ooooooh!
So please, let me know after the premiere how it was, PLEASE!!!!!:)
Lau.
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